Crown Jewels

UK slang for a man’s testicles

Poor Steven was kicked right in the Crown Jewels by his wife when she caught him in bed with another woman.

by Turkeyonabagel September 24, 2020

family jewels

Male testicles.

"Yo, don't smack my family jewels."

by x January 22, 2003

jewester

A person who dislikes Jews and black people

Oh my he a a jewester

by Big sped slave December 25, 2020

johnny jewels

A dump so impressive, you purposely don't flush it so others can enjoy it's magnificence.

I went to the can only to find Tony had left me a johnny jewels in the toilet.

by sinzoftheflesh August 11, 2020

Polishing the family's jewels

A slang term for masturbation, observably used primarily British "people".

Sam: "I was in my flat polishing the family's jewels until my sister knocked on the door"

by your big gay ○w○ May 28, 2021

Family Jewels

Male testicles hold sperm, half of the recipe for beginning a new human life.

A smackeroo in the family jewels, not good.

by jtsfl January 9, 2009

Jewels

The precious fragil part of the male body. (The balls)

Owwwwww my ex kicked me in the jewels!!!!!!

by blackfire319 May 27, 2018