Jewdanery

undue problems and complications, unnecessary bullshit.

I am tired of all this god dam jewdanery every simple task I try turns in to one big headache.

by Murdawg September 15, 2009

Jewdatude

the poor attitude exhibited by certain Jews at certain times of stress

Chaim was so upset about a .01 cent increase in matza that he showed his true jewdatude.

by frankthetankpunchycreepo March 23, 2010

Jewdered

The male cat of a jew being newdered

Jody's cat just got jewdered yesterday.

by SexierThanSex December 14, 2010

Jedward

One helluva MOTHERFUCKER who knows how to do FREESTYLES and likes to TALK ABOUT HIS 19382818 EXES. Is a tryhard and bad at commitment. Born in pakistan to indian parents.

"I just did a really shitty freestyle"
"HaHa! What a Jedward."

by anoboneeimportanty December 9, 2019

Jewmar

Random person not known by the rest of the group.

Cool house party. I know everyone here from college, but who’s that Jewmar?

by Unibrowbandit October 6, 2020

Jedward

A form of insult to someone you think is totally and utterly ridiculous, in either their manner, clothing style, haircut or otherwise someone who has done something or in the act of doing something really stupid...... Or simply just used to wind someone up by calling them "A 'Jedward' "

For example.... "You complete Jedward", "stop being a Jedward" or simply "Oi ! JEDWARD!"

by Lumar November 6, 2011

jedward

the combination of the john and edward the irish joke contestants on x factor, these two have faces u want to smack, there is no way of describing how much normal people hate them. the reason they are in is because some irish twat named louis walsh relised they have v same accent as him and put them through, most people were releved when simon cowell hated them saying they were awful, that is until when lucie jones and jedward were in the bottom 2, with 2 votes sending jedward home and only 1 for lucie, simon could have sent jedward home (hopefully never to be seen again), but somehow he decided to take it to a public vote, we all know what happened after

why he did it remains a mystery, some people think he was doing it for the ratings and getting more money, others think he felt she was threatening his acts chances, we will never know, all we know is they are both twats.

why people are voting for them is also a mystery, origanaly most people did it to piss off simon, but now that is not the case, so i hope u people see sense and kick there twatish faces out as soon as possible

and remember, if they win wtf would be their winning single

person1: jedward are twats
person2: i agree, they have faces u want to smack don't u think
person1: ye
person3: ye they are twats, i wanted lucie to win but thats not going 2 happen because of them

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 16, 2009