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jeto sandwich

A sandwich that has been made in the fashion that a mommas boy would like. This includes special orders at restaurants but is not only limited to sandwiches. The term can apply to basically any old "pain in the ass" that only a mother could be capable of loving. Jeto sandwich happens at many places, on many levels. Oft times the term can be applied to anyone who takes a casual obligation to the next level.

Jeto sandwich can also be applied as a mother's plea as well, implying that their "little angel" a.k.a. "my jeto" is completely incapable of negatively based on the strong love of the Mother.
There is a female version as well rreferred to as "jeta"
Why cant this guy just order off of the menu!? He always has to have his little "jeto sandwich."
You know that fool is guilty, he's such a "jeto sandwich" he won't last a minute in jail.
by Yerbachev November 6, 2018
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Judy Jetson

Cartoon chick who was the daughter of George Jetson in the ingenious cartoon "the jetsons".
Judy Jetson seemed to be in love with a new guy in every episode.
by lunar shadows June 16, 2004
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I used my jewgotiating skills to save 50 cents at the supermarket.
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1. A globetrotting jetsetter who thinks nothing of hopping on a plane to Asia for a shopping spree.

2. People who deserve to be robbed and beaten.
You get the fucking picture, think one up for yourself. Paris Hilton would probably be a jetrosexual.
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jewgo

Tim ur such a frickin jewgo. howd u become fuckin pregnent?
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Jetson's Dance

The formal dance of mating in the gertz cult. A gertz will flail his limbs giving the illusion that he is running in place. His main goals are to impress any female onlookers and earn the acceptance of his peers. He hopes to win the girl and gain some "bros," instead he endures months of embarrassment and humiliation.
Joe: I just paid gertz 5 bucks to show those girls the Jetson's Dance.

Bill: lordy lordy, i gotta see this.

Joe: Once again he brings shame to himself and everyone around him.
by Jimmy Tittlebits June 21, 2009
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jeto

the reincarnation of bruce lee, jackie chan, jet li and chuck norris all bundled into one awesome package!
by jeet-string February 6, 2010
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