jessica coleman

a retarded person

your acting like a jessica coleman

by cutiebatootieuwu December 18, 2019

Jessica byers

She a dumb ass bitch that stank and her choochie is mouse that only catches cock roaches damn but that ass tho

Jessica byers stank like sid the sloth like like the ice age baby

by Shit byers May 13, 2020

Jessiah

The most badass person you will ever come into contact with.

You'll know Jessiah when you see him

by markymarkc March 5, 2011

jessica tripp

the most amazing and sweetest girl you will ever meet
shes got the best smile you will ever see and she can make anyone smile anyone happy by just looking at them

when you hug her its normal to not want to let go

and when you meet her its impossible to not love her

jessica tripp do you know her? yeah shes pretty awesome}

by damiano12 November 28, 2011

Sarah Jessica Parker

A horse. Most commonly known as Seabiscuit. Gandalf's white horse, Hidalgo, the Black Stalion, and Mr. Ed the talking horse.

Rick: "Dude, did you see Lord of the Rings: the Two Towers?"
Teddy: "Yeah, Sarah Jessica Parker looked well groomed."

by -pandabear.tumblr.com July 12, 2011

Jessica Passant

Yorkshire slang for the female sexual organ. The word comes from firstly the feminine name jessica, originating as jesabelle, a prostitute in the bible. Jessica represents feminity and looseness. Passant is a brand of condoms and in the north, firstly in yorkshire, the full term jessica passant has become a euphanism for a vagina. This allows girls to discuss this body part with other girls without usind crude terminology.

Girl, my jessica passants been out of action for some time, i need a man!

by duvetloversleeper May 17, 2011

Sarah Jessica Parker

A materialistic bitch who looks like she has a horse face.

Holy crap! That horse looks like Sarah Jessica Parker!

by The Strange Duck July 25, 2008