Jesseness

It's an energy field created by all the JFCers. It surrounds us and penetrate us and it binds the JFCers together.

"The Jesseness is so with me"
"May the Jesseness be with You"

by CrazyClavie April 27, 2005

Jesseca

I female name that is a derivitive of Jessica.

"Jessica first appeared in the Shakespeare's 'Merchant of Venice' and her origins are much debated. It is possible that Jessica comes from the Hebrew name found in the Bible as Iscah, which was translated in Shakespeare's time as Jesca.

Having shown amazing popularity in the US from the late 70s to the late 90s, Jessica fell to 32nd place in the US charts in 2006. However, in 2007 it was the fifth most popular name in the UK, having held the top spot in 2005. Jessica is also currently in the top 10 of all the Australian states, and New Zealand."

However, "Jesseca" itself is a rarely used name, making the person who has it a very unique (and amazing) person.

It is also said that babies with this name will hold a lucky and loving life. They will be cherished by the people closest to them, and those friendships will tend to last for years on end with few regrets.

Common nicknames are- Jess and Jessi

"Hey, Jesseca, don't worry about a thing. It'll all be okay."

by vanilla commercial January 10, 2009

Jesseca

An amazing friend, she has the most amazing personality. She is beautiful inside and out, even though she denies it she knows it's true. She never fails to put a smile on her friends' face and she is a great person to be around. Everyone loves her unconditionally and would do anything for her, no matter what. ❤️

Jesseca: Hey, you're so beautiful and such a good friend. I love you so much, thanks for being there for me.
Bestfriend: Aww Jess, I love you too. And thank you so much. You are too, you never fail to make me smile.
Jesseca: Aww thanks but I'm not. And you're so welcome ❤️

by ayyyyeitsnat December 20, 2016

Jesmerized

A Female Named Jessica That Will Hypnotize You With Her Cali Swag. She's Fascinating That You Can't Look Away Or Stop Thinking About Her

I Was Jesmerized When I Saw Her Walk By

by GhettoQueen October 19, 2019

Jesse Holt

A sexy dude who wears his Heart on his sleeve. He has a huge heart. If you find a Jesse Holt, sorry ladies and gents. .... He's. Taken. But maybe someday they will replicate him :)

Fuck around and find out!! But you never. Will.

Damn... Wish Jesse Holt was single. I need. Me one of those.

by F$ckaround&f$nd@ut January 15, 2023

Jesse de Silva

the hottest 18th-century guy around! deep brown eyes, white scar on his eyebrow, VERY impressive abs, ... transparent body... (well, not anymore)

Jesse de Silva is like, on the top 10 list of hottest boys on earth! He's from the mediator series by Meg Cabot, and i LOVE him! i know he's not real, but i really did fall for the guy!!

"his voice! so deep, it seemed to reverberate down my spine. it was Jesse's voice alright, but suddenly, it was in surround sound, it was THX..." - the mediator 6 - meg cabot
"never had I been so aware of the way his dark hair curled against the back of his tanned neck; the deep brown of his eyes; the whiteness of his teeth; the strength in those long legs as he knelt down beside me..." - the mediator 6 - meg cabot

me: *writes I¢¾JDS* somewhere
friend: who's JDS?
me: Jesse de Silva! i love Jesse de Silva!!

by hOtnSpiCY92 June 11, 2006

JESSE WAKE UP

An allusion to Breaking Bad when Walter White breaks into Jesse Pinkman's place to wake him up.
Having consumed an excessive amount of hallucinogenic munchies given to him by Jesse, Walter desperately punches through Jesse's door. He then proceeds to frantically shake Jesse, who is knocked out, because he is coveting Kentucky Fried Chicken like a Catholic priest yearns children, but is himself afraid of acquiring it due to his high.

This line is often used hysterically as a mild inside joke in superior friend groups or in the crack-addicted Breaking Bad community. For instance, when your friend is dead asleep at 3 AM you may scare the life out of them by yelling the three magic words in intermittent order. Doing this after having set their house on fire enhances the experience. As a diehard Breaking Bad fan, it is unlikely that they will be upset at you for committing arson.

There are 27 three-word sentences in which you can yell any of these three words, but the most common are:
• "Jesse Wake Up."
• "Wake Up Jesse."
• "Jesse Jesse Jesse."

Some contemporary parents name their child -- or sometimes all of their children -- "Jesse" so that they can traumatise them with "JESSE WAKE UP!" every morning of their lives. Conveniently, the name is unisexual.

"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"The group assignment was due yesterday night Jesse!"

"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"The Barbie movie Jesse! THE BARBIE MOVIE IS IN CINEMAS JESSE!"

"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"We need to hit the gym Jesse!"

"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"JESUS Jesse! Jesus died for our sins Jesse!"

"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"It's sunrise Jesse! We didn't eat before the fast Jesse!"

"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"Kanye Jesse! Kanye tweeted something Jesse!"

"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"We slept through the entire Flash movie Jessie!"

"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"My mum said we can have a sleepover Jesse! SHE SAID YES JESSE!"

"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"Maccas Jesse! Maccas has a new sundae flavour Jesse!"

"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"Santa Claus Jesse! SANTA IS A BLACK JEW JESSE!"

"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"My memory Jesse! I HAVE MEMORY LOSS JESSE!"

"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"My mum Jesse! She told me to wash the dishes Jesse! I FORGOT TO WASH THE DISHES JESSE!"

"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"My memory Jesse! I HAVE MEMORY LOSS JESSE!"

by bradleysheadissick July 14, 2023