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wake n jenk

Created on Saturday June 11, 2011 a "wake n jenk" involves pooping in a jar/bottle throughout the day then placing a balloon over it before bed. Then upon waking, removing the balloon and inhaling the contents to obtain hallucinogenic effects.
Ughh i have the worst hangover....I need to wake n jenk
by reachhard December 11, 2011
mugGet the wake n jenkmug.

Mr. Jenks

Mr. Jenks, the cool history teacher, is a captivating figure in the world of education. With his unruly salt-and-pepper beard and a twinkle in his eyes, he exudes a unique blend of wisdom, enthusiasm, and charisma that instantly captures the attention of his students.

His storytelling prowess is legendary. Whether it's recounting epic battles, highlighting the struggles of ordinary people during historical periods, or sharing intriguing anecdotes about famous personalities, Mr. Jenks has a way of painting vivid pictures with his words. He creates an immersive experience, transporting his students back in time, making them feel like firsthand witnesses to the events they study.

In the eyes of his students, Mr. Jenks is more than just a history teacher. He is a mentor, a guide, and a source of inspiration. His unconventional teaching methods and infectious enthusiasm for the subject have the power to transform even the most disinterested student into a history aficionado. Through his dedication and unique approach, Mr. Jenks leaves an indelible mark on the hearts and minds of his students, shaping them into lifelong learners and critical thinkers.
I was awoken from my sleep when Mr. Jenks started rambling about the Battle of Saratoga.
by ryshv February 12, 2024
mugGet the Mr. Jenksmug.

Jenking

Francesco why were you jenking your sister at the bagel shop??
by Steven here November 1, 2025
mugGet the Jenkingmug.

Jenk

I can smell those Jenks from here.
by NonyaGastire January 8, 2023
mugGet the Jenkmug.

Jenk

Jenk, or to be Jenked means someone seems out of it.
by The.V.Man November 25, 2024
mugGet the Jenkmug.

Jenk

No this isnt the space between your balls and anus. Jenk; whack, stupid, boring, beat, nasty, shitty
1. Yeah I went to watch the movie, shit was jenk b
2. Nobody want theat jenk ass cereal dude
by ChimRichaldsDick May 2, 2018
mugGet the Jenkmug.

Jenks

Named after surname Jenkins. Means god is great in Hebrew. Smart, strong, loyal, extremely handsome and talented.
There’s Jenks, everyone loves Jenks!
by DadSH November 11, 2019
mugGet the Jenksmug.

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