jasper

the perfect example of what a nice person should be. he’s kind, funny and well rounded all together. a lot of girls like him, especially one in particular that he has no idea about. the crush is killing her because she knows that he would never go for her. but jasper is also oblivious so he doesn’t even notice

jasper is such a great guy i wish he liked me

by matco22 August 15, 2018

Jasper Steamer

When you suck the fart right out of your partners ass hole

Man when I gave rod the Jasper steamer it was wet and hot.

by Dylan Wilson February 24, 2007

Dirty Jasper

Best person ever to live

Wow that dirty jasper is such a good person

by Jaaaaasper April 15, 2020

Jasier

A very sexy man who has long hair and gets all the girls.Gets mad easily if u piss him off. You all ways want him around but keep him away from your girl cause he will easily take her away.

Look at at that sexy beast Jasier

by Jathegod October 4, 2017

Team Jasper

The best team in the world.
This is from the Twilight Saga,with Team Edward and Team Jacob,but people are on different teams.

Stupid fan girl: OMG I am so totally Team Edward!
Me: Fuck you,I'm Team Jasper
SFG: OMG you did not just say that!!
Me: Well,I think I just did.

by KillingPromQueen April 12, 2010

Kool-Aid Jamher

Before a man has sexual intercourse with a female and urinates inside her vagina.
A form of birth control

Lee: Hey Jake do you have a condom? I wanna bang that chick.

Jake: No, but you can just Kool-Aid Jamher brah don't get it twisted.

by MitchTheLizard March 27, 2016

Jasper

Jasper is a human (we are not sure of gender) who makes little sense and we are all certain he is a sociopath.

"It's not a free country when I'm around"
"I'm not wanking. I'm face wanking"
"Violence is not the answer. Violence is the question and the answer is yes"

"You're not making much sense today... A Jasper day"

by 68916620 October 7, 2017