jacation

When you take time off of work, days, sometimes weeks, specifically for the purpose of sitting around jacking off.

I just paid for a subscription to this awesome porn site, and invested in a shit load of lotion and napkins. Now all I need to do is ask my boss for some time off so I can take a relaxing jacation.

by BigLerk November 30, 2013

jactitation

The restless twitching of a muscle.

Herman experienced a jactitation in his loins and while in the strictest medical sense of the word this should have been an involuntary response like a tic, it had been manually induced.

by harry flashman August 20, 2003

Jaycation

When you wanna be extra extra but then you realize it’s not your perrogative

Alright, I need some dinner and ice cream
In bed- I’m ending this Jaycation.

by SLEIGHBERT January 28, 2019

Jackitation

Verb
To fuck

Hey Becky, I just had jackitation!

by Mariah 69 December 30, 2020

Jestation Period

The period of time between reading a pun and the realization that it is a pun.

I was reading that "white boards were really remarkable" and the jestation period was at least a minute!

by ilookmarvlus January 16, 2021

jaycation

a vacation where you sit on the couch and gain weight

Jason gained 15lbs on his jaycation.

by lurne July 8, 2021

Jaystationify

To make something over hyped or over exited and basically just make it seem way more scary cool dumb happy fun or sad then it actually is or could ever be

Dont jaystationify this!

by Uno_Bruno October 29, 2022