applying lubricant to the penis, then rubbing it slowly up and down while viewing images of attractive woman naked or engaging in sex acts. In time, the rhythmic movement will lead to a build-up in excitement. At this point, your sister and her best mate will walk in. It'll be too late to stop and a sticky whitish fluid will shoot out onto your computer screen. The girls will close the door and you will be left in a state of profound shame.

I was jacking off to pictures of Carmen Electra when the nuns walked in.

jacking off by Samantha Fox November 7, 2007

Get merch

jacking steel

Lifting weights. "Steel" is reffered to as weights and "jacking" them mean lifting them.

After football practice we were jacking steel for 2 hours.

jacking steel by Ed Reed June 11, 2006

Get merch

jacking around

1. Spending time without purpose.

2. Getting involved with, interfering, manipulating or attempting to control another's emotional state of mind. Usually has a negative connotation.

3. One who is unqualified attempting to use, inspect, adjust, assemble, disassemble or generally fool or mess around with something or someone.

"What have you been up to?"
"Just jacking around."

"He has a reputation for jacking around with girls’ minds."

"I feel like you've just been jacking around with me."

"Don't be jacking around with your Dad's computer, or he'll have your ass when he gets home."

"My husband was jacking around with the plumbing to fix that dripping faucet, and now we can't flush the toilets if someone is doing laundry."

jacking around by drivers February 3, 2006

Get merch

Shuffle