jockey cock

Condition afflicting guys who ride horses excessively. Resulting in larger than normal testicles.

Travis can't ride today he got "jockey cock" over the weekend.

by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014

jockey puss

Condition affecting girls who ride horses excessively. Resulting in an unusually large outer pussy area. Typically swollen and slightly discolored blueish or purple hue.

Audrey had such a "jockey puss" it was like folded bologna between two bananas.

by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014

Jockey Lips

One whose lips are adorned by the smegma and ballstick of a jock.

"Hey Jockey Lips! Shut your cocksucker, you jockey lipped whore!"

by AndroPoodle September 21, 2019

Jockey/Jock

A woman who takes advantage of a Simp. Simp maker. Entertains Simps for material things in return without actually doing anything for the Simp. The woman may have several Simps trying to win her over. But she doesn’t givaaa fuck about them.

He’s a Simp, he will do anything for me just for my attention.

Phhhhh why there so many damm Simps in my snap?

Who makes Simps? Jockeys. They ride yaaaa, till they reach their destination then hop off that

Jockey/Jocks- A woman who takes advantage of a Simp

by Queen of Jockeys/Simp Maker April 12, 2020

Jockey bukkake

Last place finisher at the racetrack takes center stage for a jockey bukakke

Juan finished last so let's all finish on him! Jockey bukkake

by Dabble D May 1, 2021

Jockey Hell

when the audience starts littering way too much because of a scene in a movie, mostly in a theater

this started because of chicken jockey in the minecraft movie

Jack Black: "Chicken Jockey"
*audience starts trowing popcorn everywhere*
Person 1: "Oh no, they're making a Jockey Hell

by tutucr April 15, 2025

Jockey Patty

When you're giving your child a piggyback ride and they shit on yo back flowy style.

"Please clean up Timmy's diaper, he gave me the nastiest Jockey Patty earlier."

by Master of the Flowy-Style April 16, 2025