Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A swear word a million billion times worse than "Guff". First used by Ryan Reynolds in Blade Trinity.

"Eat shit! You Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt".

by Leeroy80 October 11, 2005

jingling the change

Choking the chicken, flippin the burgers, beatin your meat.

Did you see Dr.K jingling the change during class the other day?

by Flopalopadingdong April 2, 2006

juggling turds with wet hands

Carrying out several tasks at the same time, none of which are easy but none of which are impossible, whilst in circumstances which are not particularly favourable to completing the task.

It's like juggling turds with wet hands!

by Ian Chode September 13, 2003

cock juggling thunder cunt

The best insult to anyone, ever.

1: hey
2: YOU COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT!
1:(sniffle)

by TestamenTT September 7, 2008

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

Used in the famous movie "Blade Trinity" by Ryan Renold's Character as an insult on one of his vampiric captors. it's just a basic insult that can be used on anyone when angry

Person 1: Did you get me that DVD then
Person 2: hmmm... No!
Person 1: You Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt!

by Bob Bobberson June 13, 2005

cock juggling thundercunt

An idiotic woman, such as one who has multiple crotch droppings but lacks the responsibility to take care of them.

The problem, you cock juggling thundercunt, was that you did not know where your misbegotten kids were.

by Arsian August 4, 2006

Juggling The Tube Steak

When a person is jerking off three or more men at the same time

The pornstar made 20 dollars Juggling The Tube Steak at the Presidential Ball last night

by SilencedVoices May 20, 2018