Thayne Jasperson

Literal cookie god! Best know for Hamilton, Matilda, Newsies, High School Musical 1 & 2. He is an angel sent from the heavens. He is adorable

A- Have you ever heard of Thayne Jasperson?
B- Yes, the cute Newsboy who eats cookies a lot?
A- Yes, the angel!

by VicElizaPotter January 4, 2021

jasper

the perfect example of what a nice person should be. he’s kind, funny and well rounded all together. a lot of girls like him, especially one in particular that he has no idea about. the crush is killing her because she knows that he would never go for her. but jasper is also oblivious so he doesn’t even notice

jasper is such a great guy i wish he liked me

by matco22 August 15, 2018

Jaspreet

Means "one who sings praises of the lord". it is a punjabi name, sikh,and of the warrior class. jaspreet's are normally good looking, like to party ,basically hot. Due to thier outrageous fashion sense they are sometimes called "Hybrids". Hybrids blur the line between being Indian and other ethnicities

Blonde chick: Hey jaspreet are you brazilian or something?

Jaspreet: Nope im a hybrid. We gonna party tonight so be there

Blonde chick: Ok, can't wait

by Ballin Kidz September 24, 2010

Jasper Steamer

When you suck the fart right out of your partners ass hole

Man when I gave rod the Jasper steamer it was wet and hot.

by Dylan Wilson February 24, 2007

Dirty Jasper

Best person ever to live

Wow that dirty jasper is such a good person

by Jaaaaasper April 15, 2020

Team Jasper

The best team in the world.
This is from the Twilight Saga,with Team Edward and Team Jacob,but people are on different teams.

Stupid fan girl: OMG I am so totally Team Edward!
Me: Fuck you,I'm Team Jasper
SFG: OMG you did not just say that!!
Me: Well,I think I just did.

by KillingPromQueen April 12, 2010

Jasper

Jasper is a human (we are not sure of gender) who makes little sense and we are all certain he is a sociopath.

"It's not a free country when I'm around"
"I'm not wanking. I'm face wanking"
"Violence is not the answer. Violence is the question and the answer is yes"

"You're not making much sense today... A Jasper day"

by 68916620 October 7, 2017