Glory Glory Jalapeño Burger

A burger with jalapeño pepper

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Glory Glory Jalapeño Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

hot jalapeno

A hand job that is as crazy as the Mexican pepper.

Dude, Kelly gave me a hot jalapeno last night. It was sizzlin'.

by stacy'sfuckingmom June 3, 2010

jalapeno monkey

A monkey native to Latin America and Dublin.
Eats: Sub of the day with extra jalapenos.

The jalapeno monkey is found in Dublin zoo.

by Absolut Tricia November 4, 2006

jalapenos

1.)hallow penis
2.) a spicy vegetable

I love jalapenos, except Jon Fall's is a hollow one

by Kendra fan February 21, 2008

Jalepeno Ram Rod

Smothering your penis in hot sauce before forcibly shoving it into a womans anus.

I gave her such a powerful jalepeno ram rod last night that her tears burned.

by Brad Tumult June 7, 2007

Jalapeno Popsicle

Insert jalapeno into rectum, penetrate rectum, romantic explosion in rectum, pull it out and let her suck it off.

The old lady was cooking Mexican for dinner and had jalapenos next to the stove. I decided to shove the jalapenos in her ass, came in it, pulled it out and let her lick it off. I said “How’s your jalapeno popsicle, darling?”

by denverAHO January 18, 2009

Jalapeño Popper

Prison term for throwing or rubbing pepper or jalapeño in the eyes of an unsuspecting victim in the shower before taking advantage and buggering him. Meant to describe getting the worst of a disadvantage in any situation.

Larry this is worse that a Jalapeño Popper... My boss just fucking screwed me! He's taking away my IM!

by Hexicon September 26, 2006