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by sebyneby / albino rhino October 10, 2019
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JongKey

Noun. The pairing name assigned to Jonghyun and Key of the boyband, SHINee. Can also be referred to as KeyHyun.

Notable characteristics include:

a) unnecessary and excessive touching;

b) blatant staring at each other, even across continents;

c) frequent exchange of flattery;
d) public confessions and marriage proposals;

e) referring to each other with endearments, such as 'yeobo' or 'honey';

f) wearing matching couple's clothing, and;
g) a susceptibility to being separated by a cockblock named Minho.

As determined by fandom consensus (a.k.a. many fics writers write them this way) Jonghyun is the top and Key is the bottom.
A: JongKey was wearing the same shirt today!
B: They're so married!
A: Minho was in between them though.
B: No surprise there.

A: I wish JongKey would just come out already.
B: I think we're way past questioning the nature of their relationship after Jonghyun's marriage proposal.
by ladyheecat October 22, 2010
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Mah Jong

Having originated in China, Mah Jong is a complex game similar to poker, where the objective is to draw matches or patterns in the tiles in one's hand. Of the four players, the one with most matches or patterns (called "Melds") at the end of the game wins. Common variants also include bonus tiles and wild tiles, which add to the overall unpredictability of the game. Since each turn includes several decisions which affect the chances of winning, Mah Jong requires skills in strategy and calculation, in addition to sheer luck.

Contrary to popular belief, the form of Mah Jong solitaire, where tiles are matched to form pairs, is a separate game entirely, and has roots in America, where it began as a casino arcade game. It is rarely played with a real Mah Jong set, and is rarely seen anywhere other than arcade and computer games.
There are underground mah jong gambling dens spread all over Chinatown.

The employees at the Chinese restaurant often played a few rounds of mah jong after work, wasting away the money they had earned that day.
by Js another asian =] October 12, 2008
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Jonghyun

Jonghyun IS a beautiful man with a pure heart born in the sign of Aries.

We remember him not because of his death but because of his talent. He was a producer, poet, musician and above all a good person. Listen to his music, watch his pretty smile and love him of bottom of your heart.

I recommend listening to: Just For a Day, Before Our Spring, Moon, White T-shirt, Lonely or Hallelujah.

We can greet him every night in the sky if you see the moon.

(PS.: Don't be sad that he is no longer with us. Be happy that you lived at the same time on the same planet as this amazing person.)
,,I saw a blue moon tonight. It was so beautiful!!’’

,,Yeah, it was a Jonghyun. Don’t forget say hi.’’
by eliskv May 3, 2021
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Kim Jong Tune

A song so lit the masses submit to it unconditionally. Individuals of all music tastes have no choice but to adore its fat, wobbling rhythms. To criticise a Kim Jong Tune is a serious cultural heresy.

That fire drops like a nuclear bomb.
Back in the summer of 2015 I told people I didn’t like “Lean On”. The ensuing social ostracism I endured helped me understand that the song was in fact a Kim Jong Tune.
by daltonjfk September 23, 2019
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Kim Jong Il

With his trademark bouffant hairdo, designer sunglasses, and tan tracksuit, "Dear Leader" Kim Jong Il, is the quinessential mad dictator. Ruling over the impoverished and isolated nation of North Korea, Kim Jong Il has been responsible for the mass starvation, torture, and opression of millions of people. He has also perpetrated an insane personality cult centering around him and his late father Kim Il Sung. The dictator has also taken an interest in nuclear weaponry and acts of state sponsored terrorism.
Kim Jong Il drinks imported cognac and dines on fresh lobster while his people eat grass off the hillsides.
by C May 11, 2004
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Kim Jong Un

Someone who never lets anyone have their own personal opinion.
by Mr. Awesome II August 14, 2015
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