j-hop

A mountain biking term describing the action of pulling up on the handle bars as you hop over an obstacle. The vector of travel is indicative of the letter "j".

" Man, you better j-hop that log if you're hitting 'er at speed!"

by eyedfy April 10, 2008

j-hood

the youngest rapper in d-block
not as successful as his counterparts, but is the illest lyricist from d-block

"im a skinny nigga but when i hustle i hold weight
pay a chauffeur to drive while i doggy style your prom date"

by jim August 10, 2004

J Hook

Inserting a pinky into a females rectum durring intercourse, in the motion of the American Sign Language "J"

Alex totally J hooked that slut last night!

by Drop Hard August 13, 2010

j hoes

abbreviated slang for jehovah witnesses

Greg: Who's at the door?
Kendra: J hoes! three of them!
Greg: Let's sneak out the back and go to KFC

by wildmilechamp August 28, 2006

j-hob

Mafia term for a piece of business.

Time to get the j-hob done, Franky.

by DKLONE July 31, 2007

j'hoe

Jennifer Lopez's Nickname, a alias that fits her personality.

J'hoe, what the hell was on yo bird when you wore that fit?

by Ezee December 7, 2003

J Hook

A penis bending sideways, looking like the letter J.

Ryan could piss around a corner because his dick is a fucking J hook.

"yeah, I guess he wouldn't have a problem fucking his cat either"

by dobrom Bramis January 21, 2009