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Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller

Without a doubt, the most hilarious thing a man can shout from a bathroom stall in a crowded public restroom. "Eye's front and center gentlemen, unless you suspect (for obvious reasons) that the comment is directed towards you".
I was taking a shit in the corner stall of a nearly-packed restroom after the Concert. I could see there was no one in the stall to my left, so I shouted "Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller". Suddenly, you entire restroom fell silent, and I had to stay in the stall until I could exit with a straight face.
by C-Money666 January 15, 2020
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It's Like That

It is what it is. You can feel however you want about it.
Joe: Get off my couch and get a job
Bob: It's like that?
Joe: It's like that.
by Xavier-Sexy December 18, 2012
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It's Like Banging A Waterfall

A line from the show "Blue Mountain State", the "pocket pussy" episode. A fat guy walks out of a bathroom sweaty as balls with a brown lunch bag, hands it to a guy and a black guy in the background yells it's like banging a waterfall. Best fucking show ever.
"Dude, why are you so sweaty?"
"I just got done fucking this pocket pussy man, It's like banging a waterfall!"
by wtfaustin. January 19, 2010
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You know, it's like bread.

Used as an answer to something really obvious.
Person 1: What's 2+2?
Person 2: You know, it's like bread.

Person 1: Let's go to Disney World!
Person 2: What's that??
Person 1: You know, it's like bread.
by lolashleysays October 21, 2010
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It's like a tank top

A phrase made up by Miley Cyrus in the Miley & Mandy show in one of their videos on Youtube when Miley was cleaning her closet.

Every shirt they saw they said "It's like a tank top."

The video is titled: It's Like a Tank top
Miley: What about this one?
Mandy: It's like a tank top.
by NOYB tbh September 1, 2009
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Crikey! It's like a Piccadilly Circus in here!!!

Best used to describe a very chaotic noisy scene, when it is quite clearly silent, calm and tranquil
You walk into the doctors waiting room, and it is clearly very quiet, but you can't help but grab your head in agony and say with the poshest English accent you can imagine:

"Crikey! It's like a Piccadilly Circus in here!!!"
by gypsymadonna January 18, 2013
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it's like Japan

When something is as wet as Japan after the tusnami.
Person1: *steps in a puddle of water in the bathroom* aahhhh fuck it's like Japan in here

Person: "dawg, i'm sorry"
by TaylorMcdreamy May 17, 2011
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