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Israeli Handjob

The act of rubbing cosmetic products on the hands of a prospective customer, as part of a sales pitch to convince that customer to buy the product. The practice originated from Israeli immigrants selling "sea salt" based lotions at mall Kiosks.
Person A: "Sorry I'm late.. I just got an Israeli Handjob from that girl in the food court."
Person B: "Please tell me you didn't buy those sea salts from her..."
Person A: "Hell no, I just sat there smiling while she wasted her time."
by Renegade0894 October 9, 2012
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ikira

Someone that is strong. That sont take bullshit.someone thats not afraid of bitches.Someone thats not afraid to say whats on their mind . Their are loveable and are a great person to talk to
Damn i wish i was ikira
by kiraboo01 February 26, 2015
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Israhell

A sarcastic pun on the words 'Israel' and 'hell' to describe negative actions of Israel.
Man 1: "Did you see the bombing of Gaza yesterday by Israel?"
Man 2: "Israel? More like Israhell. They're savages."
by Accompany Geography April 5, 2010
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Israa

A wonderful, elegant, beautiful specimen. Gorgeous in every manner from head to toe. She brings a smile to your face when she graces you with her presence. An absolute thing of beauty. Generally, wears a Hijab.
Oh My god it’s an israa !
by Ibby Omar x April 2, 2019
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got Israeled

When someone begs you to try something that's yours, then tells you it's his now and if you try to resist you're a barbaric animal
When a colleague at work takes over your station because they decided to...
You've got israeled
by A Semitic October 28, 2023
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Israeli Joint

A joint (marijuana cigarette) laced with crack/cocaine
Yo Kevin pass the Israeli Joint i'm trying to get zooted
by EGODs October 25, 2019
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Isilay

She's a hot sexy chick. Thoughtful, funny . The kind of girl you would say "oh my god" when you see. Nice girl all around and guys are mirin 'her all the time. Isilay 's are a rare find friend that you will love and cherish forever. if you have one in your life you will probably have a good life.
boy : thinking to himself "i wish i had an Isilay in my life
by slimslimslim May 2, 2021
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