the kid is not my cum

similar to the phrase "the kid is not my son", referring to how the kid came to be

Yo, Darcy is trying to make her be my baby mama, but the kid is not my cum!

by GlazeHer August 11, 2014

That is not science

It is originated from chinglish "zhe bu ke xue". It is always used to express surprise or astonishment at unexpected or unusual things. By saying that, one means the thing he/she is told or sees is out of his/her expectation.

A: You know what, Tom just got the offer from Morgan Stanley, but he rejected it and decided to go to a small local bank.

B: Oh, that is not science.

by ritotila April 27, 2014

this is not defined

now it is

this is not defined, but now it is

by notarealperson111 December 10, 2020

I am surprised that this is not a word

I typed this hoping for a good definition and was surprised that this was not a word.

bob: I am surprised that this is not a word

billy: which word

bob: what I just said
billy: oh

by i give up on finding a name January 14, 2021

That is not my job

It’s another word for oh hell na it’s originated from Nickelodeon drake and josh’s manger Helen

Lottie-“Get my food”
Chelsey-“That is not my job “

by ChelseyandLottie.xo May 17, 2019

All that glitters is not gold

Someone can be smokin hot on the outside, but on the inside they are ugly as fuck! Steer clear of these bitches and bastards.

Whatch out for Pyryte Fools Gold}. All that glitters is not gold!

by FoxE RoxE January 14, 2018

This is not a drill

Indicates surprise, shock, disbelief or urgency. Preferably spelled using ALL CAPS. See also: OMG, WTF, For real, Legit

This is not a drill. My dad just road my hoverboard to Chipotle

Miley & Liam are back together. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

by Rando Kalrizzian April 25, 2016