Invisibeard

Having a beard that is so blonde you can't see it. It's basically transparent.

Girl: That awkward moment when your leg hair is longer than Joe's invisibeard....
Boy: I know right?

by Super Yum November 19, 2011

invisible poop

When you poop and there's nothing to wipe up. The toilet papper comes out clean.

Hey, I just had an invisible poop.

Cool. Save the rainforest.

by WadeDillon November 17, 2007

Invisible Handjob

When a girl plays with a guys penis, without even coming in contact with it.
The girl seems like she wants to hook-up, but never does.
Friend-Zoned

Guy 1 - I was over Jackie's house again last night, helping her pack up her clothes for the move, I think she likes me.

Guy 2 - Did she touch your penis?

Guy 1 - ...No.

Guy 2 - Invisible Handjob bro.... you're never gonna hit that.

by HiM4nos June 11, 2010

invitable

Being able to be invited.

Is she busy? Nah, totally invitable

by A very knowledged person June 20, 2018

invisible

Unable to be seen.

I can't see it; is it invisible?

by Trilogy August 17, 2003

Invisible Man

When a guy is doing a girl from behind and switches with his buddy mid-course; goes outside (preferably by a window) and waves to his unknowing girlfriend from outside.

Hey man I just gave Cindy the Invisible man. She flipped shit

by Brectctct January 10, 2008

invisible box

when a person is high drunk or tripping balls, you talk to them and tell them about a box you have in your hands. Then you talkto them as you are putting the "invisible box" over there head. when the box is over there head, you move your mouth but do not talk, creating the illusion that the box does not allow you to hear. If done correctly the person under the influence will flip out.

My friend gave me the invisible box last night. I was so scared that i was deaf i almost ripped my ears out.

by randall stacy December 6, 2006