intellectually constipated

Someone who is mentally incapable of thinking for himself. Someone who has shit for brains but can't even use the shit.

Hey that guy has shit for brains. No he doesn't it's worse he is intellectually constipated .

by Anton Doos May 3, 2016

Australian Intellectual

A drunk. So called because Australians have a well-deserved reputation for excessive drinking. It is one of the few things at which they excel, probably because most of them are of Irish or Scottish ancestry.

Benny used to be okay, but since he's been hitting the sauce he has become a real Australian intellectual.

by Tom from the Shore April 2, 2008

pseudo-intellectual

the act of going to a coffeeshop with an impressive book (Debord, Nietzche, or maybe an advance bio book) and flipping through the pages without comprehension in hopes of starting a conversation with another patron.

Man that guy was going so pseudo-intellectual at the hungarian pastry shop.

by Rishi K. Gandhi January 25, 2005

intellectual intercourse

the act of ingaging in deep, interesting conversation. Topics ranging anywhere from philosophy to sex. It is generally something that females will get excited about when they are in the mood to 'just talk'. Also known to some as mental intercourse.

"I didn't have sex with him, but we did have intellectual intercourse. I am not complaining, because I almost feel just as satisfied..."

by Tux February 19, 2005

intellectual property cloaking

Term used to describe when individuals in technology make information or processes vague or ambiguos for the sake of trying to appear knowledgeable.

Paul never explains how he got the answer because he thinks he will retain job security through intellectual property cloaking. Cool people explain how they figured things out.

by Luc August 13, 2003

Intellectual Punk

Someone that is anti-establishment, wants to stand out from the crowd, and doesnt give a shit what anyone thinks about them and yet thinks ahead a little before they act, (drink to excess, etc)

"I was a punk in high school but when college rolled around I became an intellectual punk (I wanted a real job)"

by Ghost66666 October 6, 2008

intellectual rap

Something you'll rarely hear on your radio station. Intellectual rappers are, of course, the smarter rappers, and sadly the less popular ones. Unlike contemporary rappers who spit the same exact stuff over and over in every song in every album (sex, drugs, guns, gangs, etc), intellectual rappers, aka the original MCs, would be saying some deep-minded stuff nearly all the time.

Intellectual rap focuses on two aspects: Concept and Experience. Concept means thought, and many a times these rappers will just rap about whatever's on their mind, making sure that they sustain a smooth flow, and (sometimes) make somewhat of an effort to censor their opinions. The same goes for experience, when they rap about what life has done to them in a detailed and sensible manner.

As mentioned before, intellectual rap isn't as popular as it was when it had its debut at the dawn of the hip hop scene. Nowadays, people rather listen to fake gangsters who try to act like they're hard, when in reality, they speak of false gang memberships (ex Lil Wayne), excessive drug usage (ex Young Jeezy), open-door promiscuous behavior (ex Trina and Yung-Joc), obvious hypocracy (ex Snoop Dogg "wanting less violence" yet constantly still claiming Crip), and other things.

Some examples of intellectual rappers are Mos Def, Talib Kwali, Othello, Lupe Fiasco, and many others.

by JT the man March 17, 2008