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instafamy

Somebody resorting to desperate/sorry measures to attract Instagram followers
Struggling for new followers she abandoned her saucy-cycling-feed and brazenly took all her kit off to achieve instafamy!
by Bainksy December 18, 2018
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Instanaps

When you instantly fall asleep out of nowhere
Kevin has diagnosed Victoria with Instanaps
by Einsteins half brother August 24, 2019
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Instamacy

adverb

1) When an individual begins a romantic relationship which started on-line, and thinks that he/she has an instant, intimate connection to the other person...which just scares the shit out of the other person when there is marriage and kid talk on a first date!

2) The feeling in a nascent relationship (first date) that you're totally going to get laid that night!

3) When you meet a girl/guy for the first time and one of both of you start talking about super serious shit that happened to you as a kid when it's WAY too early
So I've got a date with this Jenn, who I met on-line, we only talked once on the phone, but emailed for like two weeks everyday and it was instamacy right away! I totally think I'm falling in-like with her, she's 5'8", nice rack, great body, and really funny...I already went to the website to figure out what our kids will look like. Would you think it was odd if someone asked you to marry them on the first date?
by The Fig March 10, 2011
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instagasm

1) Verb: To instantaneously and uncontrollably jizz in one's pants upon the thought, mention, sight, presence, brief musings, discussion, pondering, or stalking of a person, place where person hangs out, or thing the person likes, loves, or maybe looked sideways at.... or maybe he or she just thinks about it... maybe... you will find out.... you must find out!

2) Noun: An act of instantaneously, and uncontrollably jizzing in one's pants as a result of the aforementioned reasons.
Girl 1: So I heard you saw Terry Hatcher yesterday.. She's so pretty!

Girl 2: OMG yeah I know, my ex-boyfriend always used to tell me how she was such an instagasm (it's part of why we broke up, can't have my man chasing another woman).

Girl 1: What's an instagasm?

Girl 2: Look it up on urban dictionary, duh!
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Instalay

Doing something (typically by sacrificing your manhood) in order to attempt to instantly get laid after the action or gesture. It usually involves taking a blow to your pride in advance in order to gain a "profit" in the near future.
Jim : "Hey man what're you up to tonight?"
Bob : "Taking Stacey to go see Twilight man."
Jim : "In a normal situation that'd be gay but that chick's banging. Looks like you're hoping for the instalay."
Bob : "Anything is better than my palm bro!"
by The Facer Of Facts February 14, 2010
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Instadaddy

A man "who has no kids" that dates a woman with kids.
She told me she had a kid. I don't want to become an Instadaddy.
by The_Enbalmer November 26, 2006
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Instajack

v. An immediate ejaculation of which you have no control over.
I watched the Jizz in my pants video and they kept instajacking!
by RYANBG August 18, 2009
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