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curtain inspector

A man who examines the vaginal lips of females to determine there is something wrong with their pussies.
"I noticed that my pussy lips were hanging unusally low today so I called the curtain inspector."
by traviesa2007 July 7, 2007
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Mailbox inspector

A slang term to describe a type of cap that you see people wearing, characterized first by its long peak but further identified by a huge curve in the peak of the hat.

Any person wearing a hat like this can be imagined looking into a mailbox where the entire peak fits right in so the person can look up close so as to inspect the mailbox.
Here comes Johnny, look at the huge curve in the brim of his hat! He looks like he's a mailbox inspector!
by Alley1969 September 1, 2013
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Inspector Gadget

(v) A unique or kinky sexual experience, often involving a couple's first time, or using a tool or toy, typically unexpected or in the case of a toy as a dominant part of the sex.
"Dude I heard you Inspector Gadgetted Lindsey last night"
"Yea...wait where'd you hear that?"
"Saw it on the boobtube"
by oakpack4 March 24, 2009
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Inspector Gadget's

A term used when a guy wants to "inspec" a girls "gadgets" or they just wanna see some tits and pussy.
Wow Sue is soo sexy... I wanna inspect her gadgets... I mean inspector gadget... yeahthe show man.
by Dudette May 24, 2004
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Inspector Gadget

Noun

1. A term used to describe the person or sexual act of an ambidextrous man masturbating while wearing white gloves and using a wide array of implements, including, but not limited to: binoculars, roller skates, trench coats, handcuffs, magnifying glasses, springs, magnets, skis, sirens or a lasso necktie for added erotic asphyxiation. Sometimes, a dog or a small child maybe involved.
"You've got to have a really private place and a lot of time on your hands if you want to Inspector Gadget like me."
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
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Inspector Mustache

A character in the Flash movie series, Boy and Robot.
Boy: Why if it isn't our old friend, inspector mustache!
Some voice: INSEPCTOR MUSTACHE!!
by sonicfan1000 October 14, 2006
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gock inspector

one whose primary occupation is to inspect gocks up close, when he has inspected over 100 gocks, he has the title of chief gock inspector
The gock inspector says he's going camping this weekend but I really think he's there to inspect gocks
by epmd July 25, 2003
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