holiday inn that

a phrase used to express interest in taking a women that you see back to a hotel room, to engage in sexual intercourse. Also the desire to have a one night stand with a women you see

when a guy sees a girl he finds attractive on the street, at the park, in the club etc. he might say "I'd holiday inn that"

by Patrick + Joe March 8, 2008

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Mentone Inn

A place that some people might see as an amazing gettaway especially if you like the high mountains and various colors of leaves in the fall, but in actuality the Mentone inn is a shit hole motel that claims to be the best in mentone, but comes real short of that. There isn't t.v.'s in the rooms, the beds feel like you are sleeping on damp concrete, the floors creak, the toilets leak, the food you get for breakfast is prepared by a pedophilic cook that touches not only the biscuits but herself also and has alzheimers and a bad case of golden girl hair. The owner of the inn is is the sorriest excuse of a human being on the face of the earth. she is the type of person that takes pictures of herself with a picture of someone else in her hand cause the person can't stand to be with her. She burps and says that its the ghost of the inn. She is a chain smoker lesbian in denial that wants more of the inn's cook than just her breakfast food. All in all The Mentone inn is the shittiest place ever to be seen at and everybody would feel more at home under a bridge.

<owner> burp, burp oh cook there's a ghost in the Mentone Inn!
<customer> that was you burping...?
<cook> hey guys................. like my hair?

by Fontana Stinson May 15, 2011

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Low Quality Inn

It's a phenomenon where some bitch ass dumbfuck inefficient evil-as-hell motherfuckin' garbage of a company,

When they decide to fuck with humanity, it's pretty low quality.

This applies to all hotels that are theoretically possible to exist.

"Yo brah, that fuckin' Low Quality Inn broke my fucking backpack strap. A conservative estimate of the damages are around $999999999999 billion US dollars. According to modern tort law, the Low Quality Inn is responsible for restoring the backpack to exactly how it was. Down to the quantum spin, the lovable avatar of holding shit, ummmmmm..... and another backpack from the same batch needs to be bought from someone for like 1 gold, then you have to carefully transplant the intentions so you don't fuck with the consequence chain that was so delicately placed there. Honestly, fuck 'em all to death.

by Mercenary Neuron Heuristics October 29, 2018

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