Infant Threesome

When your desperate to hook up with your baby momma, your kid is sleeping in your bed, and you still fuck.

We were so desperate the other night, we had an infant threesome. It’s cool though, she never woke up or even moved

by The C to the P January 3, 2019

Alexander Infante

Small man who brags about his quads

Bro shut the up you sound exactly like Alexander Infante

by Fartnut Fatrineteoidfnsf June 2, 2021

Zane the infant slayer

A person who has deep feelings for underage children

Zane the infant slayer needs to have a monster and chill

by Hairline analyst November 14, 2022

fantastic infant dressing

When you actually care what your child wears, and make it a conscious note not to dress them in obscenely clashing colors or fashion originating from the 1950's.

Jason personifies fantastic infant dressing today. It is clear that his mother took the time to make him look nice.

by Sakura-san January 15, 2009

Infantism

The Life/Adventure of an Infant

"Hey did you get your essay on Infantism done yet?"
"No, I don't know much about my life when I was a baby."

by BigBoyBillyBob October 23, 2019

Infantism

When you desire to be with or see babies.

My mom was diagnosed with infantism towards my cousins child.

by Dr. John Sorrada July 4, 2020

Project Infant

It is a project created by a wacko egotistical autistic Irishman who preys on young children on the internet but claims it is for genealogy.

Project Infant is a secret code word.

by RinoLover5535 November 28, 2024