in john greggs tent

Refers to Mike Gregg beating off in John Greggs tent at a Boy scout camp out. It can also be sung to the tune of "pomp and curcumstance". The lyrics are as follows "Mike Gregg tosses salad over pictures of stuff in John Greggs tent, while looking for aarons knife but it was a lie so that he could beat it five times in a day" (Any Mac users copy the lyrics into simple text and set the voice to "good news". It is very funny.

He was beating it in John Greggs tent.

by Tim Durbin February 11, 2005

tennessee tuck in

It is to tuck in the front of your shirt while leaving the back undone closley resembling a "mullet".

"WOW that guy looks gorgeous with that tennessee tuck in, lets go talk to him."

by Fred Fame July 26, 2007

tent in your pants

getting a boner that makes your pants stand up

"you have a tent in your pants dude, need help getting rid of it"

by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019

Tennessee banjo in the casket

While you're camping with your buddies, you take a shit in a bucket that you're so proud of that you bring it in hand to show everyone while they're drinking their bourbon and beer around the fire.

Brandon was so proud of his of his dump, that he showed Jeff his "Tennessee banjo in the casket". This also led us to know what Jeff had for lunch that day.

by JLBIII December 9, 2010

six tenders in my four piece

When a girl (or whomever) discovers her man’s penis is larger than she expected.

“I hooked up with Patrick last night; got six tenders in my four piece.”

by B1G JON May 23, 2019

Tentacles In My Outh

When your friends hair is in your mouth and they seem like tentacles from and octopus/octopi (not discriminating)

There are tentacles in my outh I just want to get them away

by Didneoiene November 25, 2018

tension on the in

Tension on the internet

Tension on the in is in the on and upswing.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010