Impasta

An among us term meaning either a fake imposter or an italian imposter. A mix between Imposter and pasta.

Crew mate: YOU'RE THE IMPOSTER!!!
Imposter: IM ITALIAN!!!
Crew mate: Then you are an impasta.

Crew mate: YOU'RE THE IMPOSTER!

Crew mate 2: SOMEONE SAW ME SCAN!!!
Crew mate 3: That's true I saw them scan.
Crew mate: Well then, Crew mate 2 is an impasta.

by anonymous October 12, 2020

impossible situp

when the sitter upper is blindfolded and then held down while he trys to do a situp. in the mean time another person puts theyre bare ass in his face and he is let go so is face smashes into the ass.

Dude we gave travis the impossible situp today and he smashed his face into codys ass, GNARRRRRR!!!

by Q ha May 23, 2006

Impossible Sit up

A dirty trick you pull on a friend at a party, where you hold a towel over a friends face while he tries to do a sit up with you pulling down on it. While your friend tries to do this sit up you have another friend bend down over him and pull down his pants then you release the towel and your friends face goes into an asshole.

Kean: Aw man I was so drunk last night but I sobered up really fast when Darren and Matt got me to do an Impossible Sit Up.

by Matt Walters April 23, 2008

impasse

A point at which no further progress can be made.

A yo' man! If ya'll know dis peice like da' back o' yo' hand, why's we at an impasse?

by D-Vo January 27, 2006

Missionary Impossible

When Two Fat People Try To Have Sex

"Yo man I just got this sweet dvd with these two sweaty fat fucks trying to fuck and it's called Missionary Impossible"

by Masta Dragon Red July 23, 2004

Impossible

Sarah Palin being right or president.

:Its impossible for that republican to be right.
:Sarah Palin will never be president, its impossible.

by chilllikegill January 11, 2011

impassion

to cause, initiate, or inflict passion upon an idea, object, thought, feeling, or such stimulus

I. "He impassionately approves of his girlfriend's achievements."
II. "I am extremely impassioned about your earlier confrontation with me."

by TL373 July 21, 2006