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immure

To lock away, seclude, or confine someone.
If he gets all up in my cool-aid one more time, I'm gunna immure that bitch ass!
by D-Vo January 20, 2006
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Diplomatic Immunity

A truly baffling and retarded rule that essentially means that as long as you're a diplomat you can get away with really anything. A source of irritation for New Yorkers due to UN diplomats incredible inability to park.

Sometimes if a diplomat has been accused of a serious crime such as rape or murder the diplomats country will either waive his immunity or send him home to be tried there. This however doesn't happen nearly as often as it should and many people get away with literally murder.

Diplomatic immunity can only be revoked by the diplomats country or Danny Glover
Diplomatic immunity proves diplomats don't have to live by the law. Look at the Wikipedia page and see how many assholes have gotten away with crimes we'd all be doing life for.
by Jltdkllr October 15, 2011
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Imminent Graduation Apathy (IGA)

The feeling that a person gets when they are very close to graduating from their undergraduate/ graduate/ doctoral /advanced field of study degrees.

It is characterized by having no motivation to complete your assignments or study for your labs/exams, or invest any effort at all whatsoever in the remainder of your course work simply due to the fact that you are SO CLOSE to being done.
N: "Oh man, I'm so close to being done my undergraduate degree! I have only two assignments left, but I don't want to do them. Why God Why?!"
D: "You, my friend, have Imminent Graduation Apathy (IGA)"
N: "What's IGA?"
D: Imminent Graduation Apathy. You lack any motivation to invest any effort in the remainder of your course work, given that you are so close to being done.
N: You're right, I do have IGA. Why do I have to get it now, right when I'm so close to being done undergraduate?
D: *Sigh* Such is the way of IGA. It is a disease, like chickenpox. There is no escaping it. Everyone must get it at some point in their lives.
by Jos Louis April 3, 2013
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douchebag immunity

The false principle that asserts to others the fact that you are automatically not a douchebag simply because you call other people douchebag.
Anytime Ashton Kutcher uses the word douchebag, he is claiming "douchebag immunity" Even though we all know that Ashton Kutcher is the King of All Douchebags.
by Anty Dizzle October 29, 2009
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immane juggernaut

A Monstrous Massive Inexorable Force That Crushes Whatever Is In Its Path
Immane Juggernaut is going to destroy your feeble server.
by Raven January 9, 2004
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Imminent Pussy

A sexual encounter that is likely to occur at any moment; guaranteed sex. A situation where getting ass is all but certain.
Dude, I am feeling so lazy. It is going to take some imminent pussy to get me off my ass!
by The Supporter (again) December 22, 2008
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imminent

ready to take place; hanging threateningly over ones head.
We are in imminent danger for STD's.
by The Gookster January 10, 2005
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