Innocent Eyes

Someone who hasn’t seen much and that is a good thang. People are usually jealous of people like this because they are usually better people.

Jack’s butt was out and Brenda was surprised because of her Innocent Eyes.

by Dubbygal123 May 20, 2018

innocent person

Someone that doesn't harm others on purpose, someone who do not do anything bad. Someone that does not do drugs, crime or anything related to that. An innocent person is someone who is respectful and helpful.

Wow, George is such an Innocent Person.

by SSync September 21, 2017

innocent bytexter

Person who unwillingly is included on a group text that blows up.

Last night I was a victim of a driveby volley of texts that I had no interest in. I hate being an innocent bytexter. Next time I hope they leave me off their lame back-and-forth texts.

by hodag1966 October 11, 2015

innocent bystanders

1. Someone who was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
2. Members (currently 12) of a popular group blog of the same name.

1. The evil-doers drove a car through a crowd of <i>innocent bystanders</i>.

2. Innocent Bystanders welcomes all races, creeds and orientations to comment.

by Retired Geezer June 1, 2006

feigned innocence

The act of relinquishing any responsibility when you manipulate people to do your bidding.

She feigned innocence when confronted with the awful truth.

by perpendicular November 28, 2013

innocent insult

A purely wholesome comment, gesture or personal observation that is offered without malice or hostility, but received as profoundly malicious and hurtful.

When a 6-year old describes to her teacher that 'mommy has got a baby sister in her tummy' when, in fact, mommy has just porked up..that's an innocent insult requiring no punishment.

by YAWA April 18, 2019

Innocent bliss

When someone doesn't know how to read the situation they are in and are always in a blissful mood regardless of the emotion of people around them.
Usually young innocent kids who daydream alot and are always lost in their own world.

Oh that kid is so innocent bliss playing in sun while his parents are fighting.

by Hazebt March 3, 2018