impactful

A non-existent word coined by corporate advertising, marketing and business drones to make their work sound far more useful, exciting and beneficial to humanity than it really is. This term is most frequently used in "team building" seminars and conferences in which said drones discuss the most effective ways to convince consumer zombies to purchase crap they clearly do not need or even want.

"The board was convinced that my new ad campaign for arsenic and semen flavored lollipops for tots will be incredibly impactful and will generate heaps of sales."

by J. Spaghetti June 19, 2007

imbocile

The wrong way to spell imbecile

ur a imbocile -No, you're dumb.

by malicho July 28, 2008

impeccable

to be perfect,faultless

that sexy ass girl is impeccable and knows how to work it

by narcissistic April 23, 2006

impork

v. To fly in a piece of tail to "pork". To importing vagina.

Glen:
What happened to that girl you were importing?

Jordan:
Don't you mean "impork?"

by jordotech September 25, 2008

Impact Technology

Items: televisions, computers, cell phone, etc., that will only work after being struck with great force

Kouji: My keyboard started working again!
JD: How'd you get it to work?
Kouji: I hit it
JD: Impact Technology.

by The Kobra Kid January 1, 2011

impoketent

The inability to return a "poke" to someone on Facebook, when they have been poked.

Hey Baby, why didn't you poke me back? Were you impoketent?

by Jenny Jimenez April 2, 2011

importantance

valued by everyone but on a scale above anything relative to measurement. Way above.

The importantance of Lenny in Las Tres Puertas is unparelleled and indescribable. Ademas, inexplicable.

by MeScrapper May 20, 2011