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i have aids

This is what people say in order to not have sex with a person from the feminism race
Feminist:hey have sex with me I’m 780 pounds

Normal guy: no sorry I Have Aids
by 39 year old feminist January 10, 2018
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i have cancer

when you have cancer you have cancer :D
You i have cancer.
see it's easy to use it
by Its not my real name September 1, 2017
mugGet the i have cancermug.

do I have to?

a last second desperate plea in an attempt of ditching an unwanted engagement, commitment or obligation.
Father: do you, Steve, take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife. To cherish and to love. For better, for worse. In sickness and in health, for richer, for poorer? Til death do you part? Steve: *sighs* do I have to?
by Pimp in the Box February 17, 2009
mugGet the do I have to?mug.

and i have a fish

Generally referring to things that are not important or don't matter.
Boy: "would you like to come over to my place?"
Girl: "i have a boyfriend"
Boy: "and i have a fish"
Girl: "what?"
Boy: "oh i thought we were talking about things that didn't matter"
by youbetheanchor May 22, 2010
mugGet the and i have a fishmug.

i have balls

I'm so proud of who I am.
I have nothing but I have balls
by kuTe`o January 12, 2008
mugGet the i have ballsmug.

I Have You

A reference to famous Youtube That Poppy "I Have You" video.
Often used by friends as a non-gay and non-weird way to say I love you.
Like bubscribe and I have you
by emma1488 February 24, 2017
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I have no enemies

I have no enemies
Robber: I just robbed all of your lifesavings and killed your entire bloodline
*I have no enemies song randomly appears*
Me an intelectual: it's ok I forgive you, I have no enemies
by Amogusfartymcfart October 9, 2023
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