by 39 year old feminist January 10, 2018
Get the i have aidsmug. by Its not my real name September 1, 2017
Get the i have cancermug. a last second desperate plea in an attempt of ditching an unwanted engagement, commitment or obligation.
Father: do you, Steve, take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife. To cherish and to love. For better, for worse. In sickness and in health, for richer, for poorer? Til death do you part? Steve: *sighs* do I have to?
by Pimp in the Box February 17, 2009
Get the do I have to?mug. Boy: "would you like to come over to my place?"
Girl: "i have a boyfriend"
Boy: "and i have a fish"
Girl: "what?"
Boy: "oh i thought we were talking about things that didn't matter"
Girl: "i have a boyfriend"
Boy: "and i have a fish"
Girl: "what?"
Boy: "oh i thought we were talking about things that didn't matter"
by youbetheanchor May 22, 2010
Get the and i have a fishmug. 
A reference to famous Youtube That Poppy "I Have You" video.
Often used by friends as a non-gay and non-weird way to say I love you.
Often used by friends as a non-gay and non-weird way to say I love you.
Like bubscribe and I have you
by emma1488 February 24, 2017
Get the I Have Youmug. An excuse you give when you do not want to do something or attend an event, but don't have a actual reason to cancel.
"Just a reminder that the Baby Shower is at 3pm today at my house"
"Sorry I won't be able to make it, I have Covid"
"Sorry I won't be able to make it, I have Covid"
by I'm Your Hucklberry April 17, 2022
Get the I have Covidmug.