by 39 year old feminist January 10, 2018
by Its not my real name September 1, 2017
a last second desperate plea in an attempt of ditching an unwanted engagement, commitment or obligation.
Father: do you, Steve, take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife. To cherish and to love. For better, for worse. In sickness and in health, for richer, for poorer? Til death do you part? Steve: *sighs* do I have to?
by Pimp in the Box February 17, 2009
Boy: "would you like to come over to my place?"
Girl: "i have a boyfriend"
Boy: "and i have a fish"
Girl: "what?"
Boy: "oh i thought we were talking about things that didn't matter"
Girl: "i have a boyfriend"
Boy: "and i have a fish"
Girl: "what?"
Boy: "oh i thought we were talking about things that didn't matter"
by youbetheanchor May 22, 2010
A reference to famous Youtube That Poppy "I Have You" video.
Often used by friends as a non-gay and non-weird way to say I love you.
Often used by friends as a non-gay and non-weird way to say I love you.
Like bubscribe and I have you
by emma1488 February 25, 2017
I have no enemies
Robber: I just robbed all of your lifesavings and killed your entire bloodline
*I have no enemies song randomly appears*
Me an intelectual: it's ok I forgive you, I have no enemies
*I have no enemies song randomly appears*
Me an intelectual: it's ok I forgive you, I have no enemies
by Amogusfartymcfart October 9, 2023