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and i have a fish

Generally referring to things that are not important or don't matter.

Boy: "would you like to come over to my place?"
Girl: "i have a boyfriend"
Boy: "and i have a fish"
Girl: "what?"
Boy: "oh i thought we were talking about things that didn't matter"

and i have a fish by youbetheanchor May 22, 2010