hypocrite

People who shame people for doing something, but do it themselves.

Fat chick: Hey, wanna get on the bed tonight?
Hunk: Sorry, I am not interested.
Fat chick: You f**king shallow douche! It is because I am fat, right?!?!?!

Midget: Want a drink, babe?
Fat chick: Eww, you runt! GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!
Midget: Is it because I am short?
Fat chick: Obviously, you moron!

The fat chick is a hypocrite.

by lilzor July 21, 2016

hypocritic

Some one who criticizes you for something who also does that thing.

My parents say I watch too much tv and gorunded me for it, but they watch tv from 7-12. They are such hypocritics!
Everyone is a hypocritic!

by Baseer September 6, 2005

hypocrite

people who bash this site while using this site.

see violence. they are such a hypocrite.

by Faysal Tirow April 27, 2009

Hypocrite

1)A person who cheats on their significant other yet tells them they love them.

2) When the cheater announces on facebook that they love their significant other and they KNOW they cheated.

he, like a hypocrite, says: "happy birthday babe! i love you!" yet he cheated on her 3 days ago.

by MissFlorida July 26, 2010

hypocrite

see everyone

everyone is a fuckin hypocrite...you...me..
..everyone you know ....everyone I know...etc...etc...
and denying it and saying you hate hypocrits, only makes you a bigger hypocrite.....

by ~LeGiT~ November 29, 2006

hypocrite

George W. Bush

Wow, that guy's a G Dub

by Laz April 4, 2004

hypocrite

A Hypocrite is one of these:
1) One who professes something then does not carry it out.
2) One who carries out something he professes against.
3) A chav.

Hypocrites:
1) "Always make sure the safety button is... AAAAARGGH!DAMMIT!!!"
2) "Dont do bittorrent, kids!" (later on) "Come on! Damn peers gimme more speed!"
3) Chav: "Nobb-ed!" Human Being: "How Ironic..."

by Cpl. G1bl3t15m November 25, 2007