hypertarianism

Consequentialism so formalized (concatenated) that it demonstrates the individual self to be a form of fiction by its extreme employment of deontology.

Successor to propertarianism.

Propertarianism advances individual agency by formalizing consequentialism in terms of deontology.

Hypertarianism argues that a co-imperative conflation (concatenation) of consequentialism and deontology demonstrates the self to be false.

by tomorrowtomorrow December 25, 2018

Hyperstatic Equilibrium Dickalingus

A condition that occurs after chaffing from fucking a balloon.

Dude I think I got hyperstatic equilibrium dickalingus after fucking that balloon.

by UnknownKage January 10, 2024

hyperastrist

An Internet reviewer who exaggerates ratings, consistently giving either the worst or best possible score to any reviewed item.

Compare hemiastrist.

Origin: Greek HYPER (over, above) + ASTER (star)

"I don't think this hyperastrist realizes that 'OMGZ BEST MOVIE EVER!!!1' fails to capture the full scope and essence of the film."

by Gurn Blandston January 5, 2008

hyperspire

when you are very hyper and giddy that you start to sweat excessivley.

I'm so excited it's almost the weekend that i'm starting to hyperspire!

by luvs_2b_random March 22, 2008

hypersthenia

great strength; being strong to an extreme extent.

The government showed hypersthenia in tackling the burning problems facing the nation.

by uttam maharjan March 11, 2010

hypersnorf

Snorfing extremely hard

Bro, if you keep hypersnorfing, I'll kick you in the testicles.

by bepisvsconk May 23, 2017

hyperskank

When a girl has cheated on you several times then tells you it’s your fault because you didn’t give her enough attention is a true hyperskank.

Dang bruhd, how many time did that girl Kay cheat on yo ass? If it’s more than 2 time then she definitely has achieved HYPERSKANK status.

by Musbdax July 15, 2018