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hayne

hayne is a person that can light up a room with her smile. she has the biggest heart and she spreads love like there is limitless amounts of it. no one will ever be worthy of the happiness that she brings to your life. she has a sense of innocence that you could make you feel like the happiest person in the world. she is a terrible hopeless romantic. when she looks at you, you feel like the luckiest person in the world. if you do get to know her, you ARE the luckiest person in the world.
"Wow, i can't believe hayne talked to me"
"Hayne is the best girl. I can't believe she likes me!!"
by izzyhi November 24, 2021
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Haynezt

Haynezt is awesome
by Haynezt March 3, 2023
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Haynesitarianism

Haynesitarianism is a religion based upon the service and repair manual of any given automobile. A person who practices this religion is known as a Haynesitarian. This religion takes its namesake from the most famous maker of service and repair manuals, Haynes.

Unlike other religous texts, Haynesitarian scripture does not condem people for their lifestyle choices. Nor does it contain anything about flooding the planet and repopulating it via incest or some magic carpenter who died from being nailed to a large piece of wood (bet he didn't see that coming). Instead, Haynesitarian scripture offers practical advice such as 'how to replace the power steering servo on a 1989 Jaguar XJ6'.

Example of Haynesitarian scripture:
"To adjust thy cable, fully depress thy accelerator pedal and check that thy throttle is fully opened."
~Haynes 4:6.7
He was converted to Haynesitarianism when he read the service and repair manual for a 1989 Jaguar XJ6.
by Albino Kiwiaboo April 26, 2023
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purple hayness

Large purple male dildo. Also used in gay porn.
Wow! That purple hayness made my ass hole bleed.
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aj haynes

The type of guy that gives his attention to a girl he really likes but theres always an ex making him fall back often tall with nice eyes and a good personality. If he once told u he liked u believe because he ment it!

Aj will often always go back to the past instead of moving foward with something new. Ever kissed a haynes man ? Well now he cant get u out his mind becarful because hes very flip flopy
Hey aj haynes

Whats up with the new girl
Shes amazing but shes just not to caring
*message from ex * hi

Do u like her

My ex? Yea shes great
by randomtopics September 25, 2013
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susan haynes

A tall rather ugly lady with eyeballs that are about to explode
Doesn’t really mix well with others but will think there bet than anyone
Not many people engaged and us sally are teachers or procrastinators
by Wildfires December 21, 2017
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joshua haynes

the creepy stalker standing behind you

he's moved to the window now...
he's watching from outside

joshua haynes is a tall bloke with a low level of relatability
"is that guy behind me joshua haynes?"

"try not to think about it"
by EScrooge January 19, 2018
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