hurtful bitch

a girl who you're in love with breaks up with you. a little bit later she's telling you how much she loves you and then the day after her telling you all that bull shit she gets another boyfriend. AND THEN wants to still be friends because she doesn't want to lose you, but then when you try to communicate with her she ignores you about 98% of the time

girl: i can't do this anymore
boy: ok..

a few days later...

girl: i'm so in love with you..
boy:i'm so in love with you too

next day..

girl: i got asked out
boy: what'd you say?
girl: yes


hurtful bitch

by the boy in the example January 9, 2009

Hurry Shitter

A product for gastrointestinally challenged Baby Boomers marketed by the makers of the Hurry Cane which is essentially a rolling toilet on wheels.

You don’t have to get off the pot to take a sunset walk when you take it on the Hurry Shitter!

by Dr Bunnygirl January 4, 2019

hurry call

An emergency bowel movement. Usually occuring in a location without adequate toilet facilities. Often after consuming greasy, spicy Mexican food. May result in soiled undergarments

Yikes, I finished off that greasy carnitas burrito and had a hurry call at CompUSA! I shit myself and had to leave my underdrawers behind!

by Jackel in El Centro September 20, 2008

gotta hurt

An old football announcers' saying about players who are hit very hard.

Cossell said "that ones gotta hurt, Danderoo!"

by I, Wreckerrr November 16, 2020

hurtchadickweed

Bomb ass fucking cannabis covered in crystals and skunky as hell. The purple Northern Cali buds that true stoners like myself smoke everyday. Shit that can literally give you a hernia.

Man I was puffin' A LOT of hurtchadickweed outta the glass bong and coughed so fuckin' hard that I gave myself a hernia.

That hurtchadickweed dropped my intestines straight into my nutsack.

by $crooge May 19, 2006

My pp hurt

Pls help it burns

My pp hurt an its burning help pls

by Troy46930473 December 5, 2020

hunty

Hunty is a colloquialism used amongst the drag queen community. It is equivalent to compadre or friend and is typically said with attitude at the end of a sentence.

"Gurrrl, you are looking fierce and letting them have it tonight, hunty!" *finger snap*

by MichelleVisage February 8, 2013