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hurfing and durfing

Stalling or delaying something for an unreasonable amount of time due to stupidity, lack of respect, inconsideration or some mash of other ridiculous reasons.

Used mostly to refer to large bureaucracies or corporations who don't care about the average citizen and delay endlessly in administrating or serving their basic needs.
I wish I could login right now, but stupid Comcast has been hurfing and durfing for days on end instead of fixing !@$# while my internet's been down. Bastards better give me a refund!
by subberz August 31, 2010
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hugging the block

Ma i been hugging the block- Cam'ron Suck it or not
by Anthony A>K>A Boss Hog September 14, 2008
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Hurling Hookup

Occurs when both parties are so trashed that hooking up immediately after both have hurled and probably look/taste disgusting still seems appealing
Anna: I just saw Brittany throwing up. Where's Steven?

Sam: I don't know, I just saw him puking too. He looks really gross.

Anna: Ugh they're probably having a hurling hookup
by Samponanna April 19, 2009
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Hurling

Organized team fighting with weapons and a sliotar thrown in to keep it honest.
The hurling got fair saucy yesterday, some slaps thrown
by Legopimp August 5, 2018
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Hurting for a Squirting

Sally was so horny after a big night, she was hurting for a squirting
by bljb1 May 12, 2021
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roller-hugging

Roller-hugging: high speed lovin'.
by Bret Peppin August 25, 2010
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Tree Hugging Pig Bitch

A Redneck Cop or Policeman in a rural area that hides behind trees or bushes on the side of road or highway to catch someone speeding. Sometimes they r there to masturbate or make there recent prisoner sqeel like a pig.
Look at that fucking Tree Hugging Pig Bitch, good thing he is sudamizing that bum instead of his job cause I was driving like I stole it.
by Gmac83 February 28, 2017
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