Humbed

When someone cuts wood typically in mornings every day during November

Nicholas loves to humbed in the morning its apart of his daily routine

Roberto hates to humbed in the morning he never wants to do it

by Chrossy November 16, 2019

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Humpday Chillin

The act of raging, goin H.A.M. and or partying on a wednesday with your crew and some fine ass honey dips instead of being at school.

boobie: yo u study for that math test?
cg-balla: nah i completely forgot
boobie: its all good cause we aint going to class today its wednesday, which means humpday chillin!!!
cg-balla: oh tight ill hit up becky, callie and olivia

by BoobieM October 4, 2011

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floor humper

A Neoconservative. One who accepts the RNC talking points without question. From an advertisement which appears on most right-wing blogs: a muscular man claims you can "master your body weight" via exercises that appear to involve humping the floor.

I knew I was making a good political point when all the floor humpers started calling me a libtard.

by uwg August 20, 2006

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Humpeus

Someone lucky enough to have had sex

Everyone nowadays is a humpeus, whatever happened to wanting a tight virgin pussy?

by SuckedOffByYourMom June 7, 2020

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crumby humper

(n.) to be in a situation that is similar to the crumbs of a cookie
(v.) to hump something so that it gradually disappears

person 1: dude after my leg got chopped off by that serial killer it hurt like hell
person 2: wow thats a crumby humper

Mr. Horney: I was really hard and crumby humped my stuffed animal to nothing

by Mr. Horney May 24, 2009

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