Human Bath Mats

When midgets with dreadlocks lay face down on the ground. Commonly found in all the hottest New York clubs.

Man, did you see all the human bath mats in the party room?

by New York Stefon May 18, 2010

Human Punching Bag

That one person in your group of friends who just get's made fun of, beat up on, or just plain shit on, all the time.

"Gil is such a loser!" - Friend One
"Yeah Gil you suck!" - Friend Two
"Thanks, glad to be the human punching bag" - Gil

by Peter-Parker March 22, 2010

human cancer

The name that describes an entity within a family, workplace, clique, or any other type of organization or aggregate that creates disruptions of various orders through a variety of means that results in upsetting the entire balance of psychological and/or functional help within that organization or aggregate through a variety of dysfunctional behavior including but not limited to manipulation, deviancy, dishonesty, incompetence, hysteria, and or neurotic-ism. The entity could be an individual person or a small group but the results usually lead to the damaging of careers, relationships, and/or organizational culture.

That manager caused the destruction of way too many careers before he/she was isolated as a human cancer and finally weeded out of the organization - however, the damage was already done.

Dave organized a cult following to rebel against the current plan for the homeowner’s association. There obstructive behavior has perpetuated a human cancer that has devastated the community to the point people have started putting their homes on the market and are leaving.

Mary’s involvement with several co-workers led to many divorces, demotions, transfers, resignations, and firings. It’s amazing how much metastatic damage can be cause by one single piece of human cancer.

by nerdodamus June 15, 2013

Human Defibrillator

It's that thing when someone is having a heart attack, and you take two midgets and start rubbing them on a carpet then putting them on someone yelling "CLEAR!"

"Hey yo man is having a heart attack, call up those midgets, Rocky and Damian to give them that human defibrillator shit"

by Olli Brier October 12, 2014

human atm

Someone who gives you money like an atm, but human.

"Yo Janey you got a text from 'Human ATM'"

Janey: "oh, that's my dad. I'll call him later"

by Slangking March 30, 2015

Human rights

Something you unlock the day of your 18th birthday

Connor : I can’t wait to turn 18 so I can have some human rights

by YoungGangster May 11, 2021

humans

The doom of this planet.

"Humans are nothing but fucking viruses with shoes."

by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004