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Alabama Hotpocket

While having sex you spread open the woman's vagina and shit in it, then close her legs and let it cook.
I was totally fucking this chick and she told me she was hungry so I cracked her open and gave her an alabama hotpocket.
by lasers for breakfast May 31, 2009
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hotcockles

A game that involves blindfolding little boys and making them feel around and grab someone. Once grabbed, the boy must guess who it is they are grabbing. If wrong, they get a naughty spanking.
Hey, stop playing hotcockles with those little boys!
by kellen bellen watermelon October 1, 2003
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mexican hotpocket

when you shit inside a sleeping bag and get someone to go inside of it.
"dude,drew got me into getting into a mexican hotpocket."
by KUYA patrick November 29, 2009
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California hotpocket

when a man shits in a pussy and fucks it out.
by Eli R. May 21, 2008
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Hot-Sock

When a male ejaculates into a sock, then puts the sock on his foot to warm up his feet.
My feet were cold and I was horny so I ejected into a sock then put the sock onto my foot.
It was cold outside so I put on a hot-sock.
by JewishMashedPotatoes January 18, 2017
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Scandinavian Hotpocket

the sexual act of pooping into a vagina.
"Dude i was so drunk last night that i gave that girl ive been trying to talk to a 'Scandinavian Hotpocket', do you think she'll forgive me ?"
by Brett Bliss April 14, 2010
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alabamian hotpocket

The act of shitting into a girl's vagina, and eating it back out
Bro #1: "yo I just broke up wit my girl cuz she wanted me to give her an Alabamian Hotpocket"
Bro #2: "shit sucks bro"
by DCI_Guy July 14, 2017
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