Skip to main content

hotchsexual

i love hotch so much that i’m now hotchsexual
by Dancer C December 29, 2020
mugGet the hotchsexual mug.

Midnight Hitchhiker

When you're lying next to your partner (preferably when they are sleeping but awake works just as well) adjust your hand into the hitchhiker position (thumb up) and launch your thumb directly into their butthole. After insertion is complete, make sure to thank them for the ride ;)
While in the spooning position, Rafaela was sleeping and Sebastian gave her the midnight hitchhiker in order to wake her up so he could get another ride aka sit on his dick.
by Socratittiess February 5, 2010
mugGet the Midnight Hitchhiker mug.
Related Words

Hoachin' Bitches

A collection of vile disgraceful young ladies who desire a good filling from hot young spunky men.
"Right lads, lets go out on the town to find some hoachin' bitches"

"It's hoachers night tonight lads!"
by The Hoachers January 2, 2010
mugGet the Hoachin' Bitches mug.

the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

1: A book.

Not only is it a wholly remarkable book, it is also a highly successful one- more popular than the Celestial Home Care Omnibus, better selling than Fifty-Three More Things to Do in Zero Gravity, and more controversial than Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philospophical blockbusters, Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes, and Who Is This God Person Anyway?

In many of the more relaxed civilizations on the Outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy, the Hitchhiker's Guide has already supplanted the great Encyclopedia Galatica as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryhal, or at least wildly inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects.

First, it is slightly cheaper; and second, it has the words Don't Panic inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover.

2: Also a book, written by Douglas Adams, which centers on the book that the book takes its name from. Not to say that the book deals entirely with the book, but that the book is, in the book, a central part. Of the book, that is.
by Vee Are Are Schee March 28, 2004
mugGet the the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy mug.

Abercrombie's Hitch

A guy or girl that uses one or two Abercrombie shirts to look for someone to hook up with.
Pat: Nice Shirt, Abercrombie's Hitch?
Chris: Yep.
Pat: Cool.
by Chris Was Here June 9, 2009
mugGet the Abercrombie's Hitch mug.

hatchet wound

A pussy that resembles a hatchet wound, often with wide, split lips, and plenty of color to boot.

See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, furburger, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hair pie, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, parking spot, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
I told that bitch if she didn't like it, she could lick my blood hatchet-wound!
by T. J. October 30, 2003
mugGet the hatchet wound mug.

hitchups

307,775 words of epic storytelling, crazy complex headcanon, and mindblowing character development, all encased within both the book and movie canon of How To Train Your Dragon, yet maintaining accuracy of time period and relative geography, culture, folklore, and mythology. Will need much brainpower to muscle through the entire thing in one sitting. Described by the author The Antic Repartee as "This is adventure, this is friendship, this is drama, this is humor, this is family, this is fantasy, this is experience." Read at your own risk.
I read Hitchups and my mind exploded.
The writer of Hitchups is a maniacal, sneaky, diabolical genius.
Hitchups is more accurate than my history textbook.
by venturasgirl April 28, 2014
mugGet the hitchups mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email