horing

Once upon a time, a girl named Jenny was welcomed to the world in 1996. She would be called a whore, so when she is in action, it would be called "Horing".

damn jenny, stop horing in front of me.

by tganz August 23, 2011

horking

A loud, barking cough that often results in projectiles; honking + hacking + barking

They were wild, noisy children, as usual, except for their horking coughs and endless runny noses.

by skh0914 December 4, 2012

Hurting

Describes massive failure. Can also be used to describe someone who is extremely lame.

Example 1

Roommate 1: Dude we have to pay for the water utility bills!

Roommate 2: No we don't.....it's in the contract...
Roommate 1: But it says we do!
Roommate 2: Are you hurting?

Example 2

Guy 1: I thought I was going to ace my test but I was hurting.

Example 3:
Guy 1: What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
Guy 2: What.....?
Guy 1: Dam
Guy 2: that's so hurting....

by froush dinosaur September 27, 2011

hurting bert

When one passes out in the back of a ford bronco on new years amongst a full bag of McDonalds dollar menu food, and all your friends parents get the liberty to see your stupid drunk ass.

Bob pulled a hurting bert last year!

by Brewer May 2, 2005

Horging

The process of Hoarding and gorging of food that one partakes in when devouring immense amounts of substances at a rapid pace. Usually when hiena's begin to savagely in-hail and devour a zebra carcass. Or when men from the age of 15 to 37 cannot control their intake of "substances" which please their "cravings" and begin to devour every inch that surrounds them.

Man1: "Dude where the hell did that quarter pounder with cheese go?"
Man2: "In my belly."
Man1: "You totally hoarged that motha."

Boy1: "Look at that ride."
Boy2: "That is one frikin sweet honey."
Boy1: "yea..I was horging that last week."

by Laurence Jones October 27, 2009

Hurting yourself 10 times in 3 hours

A very smart hot clumsy person there name starts with m most the time

Hey I need to invest in bubble wrap cause you keep hurting yourself 10 times in 3 hours

by Mack is hot April 18, 2022

Harold Holting

The Australian version of ghosting

I need to stop taking my dates to the beach, they keep Harold Holting me

by Dunnezy January 18, 2019