Hogenda

The hidden agenda at the root of a hoe’s promiscuity. Typically involves sleeping with people and/or performing oral pleasure for personal gain.

Watch out for her, bro, she’s always got a hogenda. Quit dating Bobby as soon as he bought her that Range Rover.

by DoubleSizzle October 27, 2015

Harge

To laugh at something very hard. Or to describe a funny joke.

that joke was a large harge!

by 707isEPIC July 3, 2019

[Pussy-hogger]

someone who has a shit load of hook-ups to offer but decides to keep them all to himself.

Trev: " Yo blad! endz are dry fam, i need some pussy 2nyt bruv..."

Strider: " i kno famo, lemme holla at toonde nd see wot his saying, i kno he gt a couple gyals 2 buck stil..."

Trev: " already dinged him but he saying he aint got no links still.. "

strider: " Toonde's lying bruv, his never dry of links... "

Trev: " i know fam...what a pussy-hogger! "

by kartel August 19, 2008

Stan Hogger

A version of a toastie which is made using burger buns , cheese and any third ingredient you desire; including pringles in an Astan Hogar toastie maker.

Hey bro! Did you manage to go up the club to watch the rugby? I heard they gave out Stan hoggers at half time!

by Grimeburg July 7, 2017

Starcat's Horde

Well, Starcat's Horde is that place filled with Homophobes, Transphobes, Chinesephobes, Momphobes, Womanphobes, Agephobes, Sexism Leaders, Sexism, Racism, Racists, Forklifts, Train drivers, and Trogolodyes (chinese people). Well, if someone tells you to join Starcat's Horde when you're a girl (specially when under 9 years old) you say yes please! and you will be greeted nicely and fairly. This place is safe from 50 year old men who E-Touch you except for this one guy named "AmIlluminati#9715" You just, stay away from him, he will invite you into his 7 year old "Osu" mansion filled with 9 year old girls who he touches with his pen, if you agree to go with him, you will be a part of it. Never, get close to him. Plus he sucks at tetris so he sucks haha noob.

Knife: Hey, did you join that Starcat's Horde server and go to that one guy's apartment alone at 3AM?

Joe: No, im not Homophobic, Transphobic, Chinesephobic, Momphobic, Womanphobic, Agephobic, Sexism Leader, Sexismst, Racismist, Racism Woman,

by ThePowkerMan September 12, 2021

Hergert

The last name granted to superior beings that have large genitals and have deep pimp voices. It has been said that when hearing a Hergert you can hear their hoe's in the background.

Person 1: "Hey that guy has three legs!"
Person 2: "He must be a Hergert"

by Fester Ingblister May 19, 2008

Round Horder's Without An Arse-Guard

Similar to the phrase 'up the creek without a paddle'; it is used to describe a terrible situation which there is no way to resolve. 'Horder' is a known bummer, so to be round his house without an arse-guard suggest an anal-rape is likely for the guardless individual.

I acidentally flushed my friends english coursework down the the toliet the day before he had to hand it in. If he finds out I'm round Horder's without an arse-guard.

by Rimbor April 20, 2005