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Hooters Lottery

When you go into a restaurant with attractive waitresses and select a table. You wait until you see who your waitress will be. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. The Hooters Lottery.
Today I lost the Hooters Lottery. My server must have been an original waitress she was so old.
by b1gdummy May 8, 2015
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Harry Potter Hooters

Breasts that resemble upside down wizard hats.
by gaznarmenutak February 4, 2010
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Hooters

by Wjio August 5, 2003
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Hopster

The next big thing. Hipsters are too mainstream nowadays, so become a hopster. A hopster is someone who does everything after it has already become uncool.
Is that guy wearing jean shorts? Wow, what a hopster!
by The next big thing December 6, 2013
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Hooters Girl Opportunity Window

The amount of time a Hooters Girl is single and available as a dating prospect. Usually measured in milliseconds.
Guy 1: "Did you hear? Dawn the Hooters Girl is Single!"
Guy 2: "Forget it. That information is at least 10 minutes old. The Hooters Girl Opportunity Window on that one closed."
by bobandbill July 12, 2011
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cock holster

the mouth of either a male or a female. used as a derogatoty meaning.
by slapmeat July 29, 2003
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Hooterhea

The horrible, flaming, diarrhea that one achieves by eating the horrible wing sauce at Hooters "Family" Restaraunts. Usually persists for days on end.
I went to Hooters last night and ate 99 Hot wings, now I'm pissing out my ass with a horrible case of Hooterhea
by Fucky Mcgee December 31, 2009
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