Dirty Holbert

Taking a shit in a rival academic's ear. Leaving a steaming load on another scholar's auricle, canal, & eardrum. Compare to the more well-known Dirty Sanchez.

After the heated panel on social capital at APA, Dr. W put his myopic and stubborn rivals Dr. A and Dr. M in their place by administering a Dirty Holbert to each of them in the convention center lobby.

by Pres. Gee November 21, 2010

Part Time Hooker

Part Time Hooker

A woman who only does prostitution as a part time job.

A guy at the bar said he has sex this part time hooker the "squirts".

Found out the hooker he was talking about was my girl friend.

by $hIti0T July 4, 2014

pay-later hooker

A hooker who is desprate to get her hands on a real dick(the pay is her 2nd reason). They sometimes are subject to the world-famous slap n' go

That pay-later hooker is right down the street from the buss stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by mwiz March 3, 2015

Hooker Palace

a nice friendly place to hang out where your teacher definitely won't pull out his campfire willy

Ah, I have to go to the Hooker Palace again, wish my luck dude.

by The fuvkkkjj May 19, 2019

Two Dollar Hooker

Cheap-ass and ugly hooker, even worse then a slut.

I'm bored, let's pick up a two dollar hooker and have a good time.

by Frizzy112 March 13, 2011

Hooker Master

One who has mastered a hooker or hookers; a pimp.

Jim ain't just a pimp, a hookerman, or a playa, he's a true Hooker Master.

by Shit_4_Brains August 27, 2007

hooker bath

To cleanse oneself with baby wipes. Based upon how prostitutes clean up between johns. A variation of a mexican shower.

“I didn’t have time to go home after work, so I took a hooker bath at the office.”

by Harry Michas July 25, 2008