hoober

To have a half a hard on

I couldn't bang her properly, I was so pissed I could only get a hoober.

by Kriss Schneider August 24, 2006

Hoobie

The deffintion of everything

That Hoobie was terrific

My Hoobie hurts

Suck my hoobie

What the hoob

by RC345 December 7, 2007

hoobajoo

hu-ba-ju. NOUN. 1. A Person who has the keen ability to save money, time and/or effort by manipulating (mostly incorrrectly) machinery, people and work. 2. Cheapskate 3. Jerry-rigger 4.Unpleasant Person . Other Forms verb Hoobajooing Hoobajooed, adv Hoobajooly,

"He was supposed to replace the part on the car, instead he hoobajooed it together with glue and fishing line"

"She never bought a good one she just keept hoobajooing the old one back to life"

"That guy would charge different prices for the same thing, he was a real hoobajoo"

"The factory hoobajooly ran the wires close to the flame so they could melt"

by John Rogosich September 8, 2008

hoobaku

when you say something that cannot be responed too, or a remark that ends a conversation.

kalyn: oh so the other day i was watching a movie and todd tried to make a move on me but i was NOTTT having any of that. and then julia got all jealous because she likes todd and so now its about to go downnn and i dont know what to do. ADVICE PLEASE!
john: lol.

^hoobaku by john

by juanriordan February 27, 2009

hoobahomephone

When something is gayer then Hoobastank and owning a land-line telephone.

Brandon: "Hey Shane that song you sang me in bed last night was totally hoobahomephone."

Shane: "What?! Friends sing Endless Love to each other in the dark on a bed covered in silk sheets."

by TheSlimStainus July 29, 2009

Hoobie-Danker

(pron. who-be dank-er)
-When the jeans you are wearing stick up a little and make it look like you have a mini wiener, usually for girls.

Ashley look at my hoobie-danker! that's why i hate wearing these jeans!

by heartbreaker96 January 28, 2010

Hooba Boobah

A Hooba Boobah is a colloquial phrase meaning; unpleasant or disreputable. It's first usage was adopted by an Edwardian author Mr. Peter R. Tippey, who on January 9th 1901 published an article on King Edward VII's (or before his reign "Bertie's) sex chair, or periodically known as "siege d’amour", or "love-seat". Hooba Boobah is pronounced "Who-bah - Boo-bah".

His introduction reads as follows :

"Our future successor, Edward VII or common to us all as 'Bertie', has kept a rather "Hooba Boobah" secret from the public. Last morrow a dear, and trust worthy friend in connection to the Royal Family, has told me of our future king's materials for Coitus. I ask your pardon if any women should read this, but indeed, I believe it is only incumbent on me to hint that our dear 'ol Bertie certainly is not an enchanting heir."

- Daily New Era by Mr. Peter R. Tippey (1901)

For those who are still unfamiliar with the term; let me give you a list of examples :

1. That television programme was Hooba Boobah.

2. Shut your Hooba Boobah-ing mouth.

3. You must be the most Hooba Boobah-ish person I have ever met.

by Mrs. Doubtful September 23, 2013