colin hoffman

The coolest kid and he takes what he can get
skateboard god

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by CCG September 26, 2003

Hoffman Syndrome

Hoffman Syndrome refers to a state of not knowing who is laughing at you or with you. People with Hoffman Syndrome cannot tell the difference.

*Someone does something embarrassing and people start to laugh*
"He thinks he's so funny, he has Hoffman Syndrome."

by ReaperMM07 May 4, 2023

seth hofmanns

The collective embodiment of all sexually transmitted diseases.

ie: "Steve went to Vegas and caught the Seth Hofmanns from a hooker."

by Steven Enrique Ackbar Lopez April 17, 2009

stacey hoffman

a teacher who is assumptuous but occasionally kind on VERY rare occasions

Stacey Hoffman gave me an undeserved lunch detention!

by Dongri Pan November 24, 2013

summer hoffman

Summer Hoffman, Is a Hot ass Girl With Long Brown Hair. She never has a dull Moment with anyone. She is a very happy Loving person, She is also very popular. She Cares For people. She Has A thick Ass Body Making Boys Thirsty For her. She Is Hot as fuck. She also has A fat Ass that always Jiggles.

Did you see that hot ass girl, Yeah Her name is summer Hoffman

by Jasslyn June 27, 2017

Noelle Hoffman

The Biggest bitch around

Noelle Hoffman is the biggest bitch you know

by Coochie berry wine December 24, 2018

Damon Hoffman

A sexy motherfucker who is taller than you think he is. He spends a lot of money on dumb shit. He has brown hair and blue green eyes. Everyone loves him and his personality. He is in love with a girl but wont make a move (bitch). Over all he is one sexy beast.

Damon Hoffman is a wonderful speciman

by MilfFucker6969 May 12, 2021