Hobbit Skank

When you have pinch rolled your leg garments, and are not wearing socks. You pull off your shoes, pull your leg garments up to your knees and skank barefoot like a hobbit.

Sam: Do you dare me to drop a hobbit skank?

Leanne: Don't do it!

Sam: *drops hobbit skank*

by hobbit skanker November 8, 2010

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hownit

1. to own something

2. to own someone after beating them at a game

When someone lands on one of your properties in monopoly... "Hownit!"
When you hit the 8-ball in to win a billiards game... "Hownit!"

by Mosepi Fugiliano November 3, 2009

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The act of unintentional anal sex in an outside space. The 'penetrator' has the task of going at it with such pace that the condom is either fully or partially removed from the penis and is deposited in the female's rectum.

The act is customarily followed up by a blow job, to clean up any corn-based deposits.

Oliver: 'i totally hobit-gardened that skank last night'
Emily: 'you and your constant hobit gardening'
Oliver: 'i know right, She totally rimmed herself, what a joker'

by twanggah March 18, 2010

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Hobbit fucker

Someone who enjoys fucking hobbits or someone who fucks hobbits to loose calories.

Jim: That girl is such a hobbit fucker.
Alex: Yeah but I heard she lost 4,000 calories after fucking with a hobbit for 10 minutes.

by ster344 December 27, 2014

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Hobbit Legs

Hobbit legs is a definition of someone who has a normal sized to large body but posses short dumpy child-like legs. Putting their office chair almost on ground level.

Look at Justin sitting on his milk crate height office chair. He really has hobbit legs. If he raised his chair his feet wouldn't touch the ground.

by Chester LaRue August 10, 2016

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