workplace hoarder

That older colleague whose office is unable to be cleaned by the cleaning crew because they believe in “keeping hard copies.”

I am most deeply offended by the term “workplace hoarder” and NO, you may NOT touch that stack, it contains the most lucrative accounts we have serviced, all the way back to 1982!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019

cyber hoarding

When a individual has an excessive amount of pointless word documents, pictures, etc. saved on their computer that they will never look at

Cyber hoarding is Katie's flaw because she has 2000+ photos on her computer of random stuff like jellyfish and city landscapes.

by sassy sparkle princess November 2, 2010

Hoarder

(Adj) A word that describes anyone that feels the need to find, collect, keep, pack ANY and EVERYTHING becasue they do not know how to throw things away.

A nicely put word than Pack Rat.

These people tend to collect soo much stuff, whether it be diapers, books, poop, shoes, clothes, or hair samples that it gets very over bearing and the items in turn tend to run their life to where they don't know what to do with themselves.

Michelle: Hello? Gary? are you there?
Gary: Hey, i'm over behind the stack of newspapers and to the left of last nights food collection.

Boy: Dang Girl! How many shoes do you have up in this closet?
Girl: Oh I only have12 here, you should see my garage, I have about 300 there, but don't worry they are all in boxes.
Boy: Girl you're a hoarder of shoes.

by shawtyWanardy December 2, 2010

battery hoarder

Someone who goes to great lengths to preserve battery life on a mobile device such as a tablet or smartphone. Often they have their brightness extremely low and always clear multitasking

Will, I can't even see your screen it's so dim, you're such a battery hoarder

by cesamos November 19, 2014

Leroy Hoarding

When you're fishing and some asshole creeps right in tight on your spot.

We got a whole damn lake and this fucker has to come Leroy Hoarding in on us! WTF.

by Biggameballs June 15, 2019

brake dust hoarder

someone who washes thier car but fails to clean the wheels.. this person will appear to have fully blacked out rims in the front because they dont know shit about wheel care or just dont give a shit .. it looks like shit clean your fucking wheels with some eagle one cleaner

yo , you see that fucking car, its nice but the person who owns it is such a brake dust hoarder

by MYNAMEIST February 5, 2007

Hoarse Tradition

When you give head so hard your voice is hoarse the next day.

“Tiffany sounds sick today. I hope she’s alright!”
“It’s Hoarse Tradition, she’ll be fine”

by imaspork003 November 26, 2020