history class

1.some place where 99% of people sleep in and 1% end up becoming the teacher who teaches it.
2.a class that is mandatory to take in school where you learn about the good/bad things that happened in the wolrd

"Man:History class was so boring most of the class fell asleep!"

by InsaneCowPig January 4, 2014

the rest is history

everyone knows what happened next.

Bob dumped Gina in the bar that night, and the rest is history.

by piggedy August 28, 2014

history crush

When you get a short-lived obsession with a historical figure.

I have the biggest history crush on Queen Elizabeth the First at the moment! I have read three biographies and a ton of other stuff about the Tudors!

by missLL May 31, 2010

Trap Historian

A dude who doesn’t leave his house and knows about anything that has to do with Trapping. He knows about every deal that goes on.

Ashir this kid 16-17 never leaves his house. He's a trap historian studies everything trap related. Never sold or touched drugs in his life. His mom doesn’t let him. Just loved to know all about deals business. Spends All his time online in dealer groupchats and spamming dealers pretending to be a "real n*gga" apparently his cousin actually was a big ass plug for a while. and that's why he got obsessed with the trap cuz he saw his cousin. But he's too scared to go outside and sell drugs or anything so he lives in this fantasy land. His burning curiosity of the trap consumes him, he must learn something new every day, whether it be the 8th grader buying a $15 gram of oregano, or a 6 figure deal going down a couple blocks away. He needs to know, he is the hub of all knowledge, every network leads to him, and though an unimaginable weight to bear, he stays being a trap historian, humble til the end of his days.

by Spacecadet119 January 3, 2021

Historyvisonism

The practice of History Revision. Revising history to fit the politically correct popular mandate, regardless of pesky historical facts.

Example: “Historyvisonism will show, the Jews in the ‘Concentration Camps’ actually died of diseases, not gassing!” Or... “According to historyvisonism, the Twin Towers were obviously imploded by the U.S. government, Al Qaeda had nothing to do with it!”

by JD Ellis February 16, 2008

historiography

The study of historians throwing shade upon one another's historical theories. Most often the practice involves debating the definition of words in such meticulous detail as to render the historian friendless. The practice is the most commonly cited reason for historian on historian violence.

Matt Fitzpatrick: How did the student die?
Officer: He lost the will to live after studying historiography for more then one semester.

by IlivefortheDnotfortheC September 25, 2019

Horrible histories

The best childhood show- good job now we all love it

"Have you seen Horrible histories?"

by ThatOneCrazyPersonTwT September 23, 2021