highland park market

A place where dreams go to die

Person 1: I work at highland park market.
Person 2: Dude, that blows

by floor 20 June 5, 2010

highland park

This definition is referring to Highland Park, TX. Highland Park is a community often referred to as "the bubble" in North Dallas, TX. Here, everyone's pretty due to rich men who marry beautiful women and make pretty little babies who will grow up to be pretty little parkies. Most everyone claims to be Christian, most everyone claims to be Republican, and some actually know what they're talking about, too. Highland Park High School may boast a good education, but they spend all their money on sports. Who needs an education? Now onto the students of Highland Park High School. About 98% of the kids drink or smoke. The typical HP girl runs cross country, is dating a guy who plays football, has a given name of Madeline, Madison, Caroline, Emily, or Elizabeth, is white, voted McCain/Palin when the school had its presidential election, is blonde with blue eyes, is in FCA (Fellowship of Christian Athletes), is part of the Roots club (girl's Christian club), and got totally shitfaced last weekend at so and so's party. But they still managed to show up at church the next day, wearing a dress that probably cost about $100-200 more than its worth. Needless to say, not every girl in Highland Park is like this, and not every guy is a douchebag. Just the vast majority.

Actual conversation I had yesterday with this guy who knows my brother and was driving me home:
Him: Hi, I'm John. Your brother hates me.
Me: Hahah really? Why?
Him: Because I always make fun of him for being a democrat.

Actual bible study at my church in HP:
Girl: I just don't understand how someone could be an atheist. They know they're going to hell.
Me: My brother's an atheist.
Girl: Hate to break it to you, your brother's going to hell.

Actual conversation I had with a freshman boy:
Him: I think it's stupid that my girlfriend doesn't wear makeup.
Me: Why? She's just naturally pretty.
Him: Because why would you just wanna be naturally pretty? Makeup makes everyone look better. Every girl needs makeup, it's just a fact of life.

While babysitting with my guy friend:
Him: Let's go check the parent's alcohol stash!

Facebook status when Bin Laden was killed:
Him: Now that we killed the sand nigga, let's get the other nigga out of the office.

Conversation during the 2008 election:
Girl: If Obama gets elected, I'm moving to Canada.
Me: Why?
Girl: Are you stupid? He's a terrorist.

Conversation with people from other schools:
Them: What school do you go to?
Me: Highland Park.
Them: Oh.. (looks down in disappointment)
Me: (sigh).

by yourtypicaltheatrekid July 9, 2011

Highland Park

The girls are beautiful, the boys are well-groomed and cocky. The women are nosy and annoying (especially if mothers), and the men are aggressive and self-affirming. Money is everywhere, causing many people to simply throw change into trash cans. If you enjoy the eternal presence of cops, this is the place for you. Minorities beware: The people will act like they aren't afraid of you, but they are really terrified. Never has such a small community had so many specialized community newspapers. If you enjoy frequent ecounters with reality, do not move into Highland Park.

Hey ya'll, lets go to the burger place in Highland Park and look at all the beautiful people.

by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 20, 2006

Highland Mi

This small insignificant town is pleasantly located in the North West corner of Oakland county Michigan (greater metro Detroit). Highland Michigan is in fact a great example of socioeconomic diversity being home to both the very rich and the very poor. The poverty is exemplified by several redneck infused, ghetto inspired trailer parks, while on the other hand several private estates, and high end subdivisions house the morbidly rich. Clashes between these two groups can sometimes be seen at the local grocery store where house wife’s fight with baby momma’s over parking spots.

This small town seems to breed an extremely ignorant sort of person who often lacks things like common sense, self respect, and personal hygiene. These people proudly refer to themselves as “Highlanders”.

Highland Michigan is often confused with Highland Park Michigan. The main difference between the two is that crime in Highland Park is fueled by poverty, drugs, and prostitution by an aggressive Negro population. In Highland crime is alternatively fueled by poverty, drugs, and extreme boredom by an unintelligent cracker-ass population.

If you want to hate yourself move to Highland Mi.

by Grizzlybusiness April 22, 2011

highment

A mistake someone makes while under the influence of marijuana, that someone would not do while sober.

Person A: Dude Piu Pow is so good.
Person B: What?
Person A: Paul Pierce.
Person B: Fuckin highment...

by djamz November 29, 2010

northern highlands

high school home of the spoiled rich kids who get everything they want, not from working for it, but just from the cash pouring out of their new york city working fathers. Styles range from, "ghetto", emo, prep, jappy, etc. Clothes consist of Juicy everything, lacoste, hollister, A&F, pac sun, band tees from Hot Topic, and pretty much a lot of designer crap. Every kid has atleast one coach bag or something of the type like douneyandburke, louie vuitton, chanel, dior, etc. Pretty much the most amazing town in the world. Where the best parties are thrown. underage drinking is the highlight of every weekend. There are a lot of sluts here but there all amazing and sweet and gorgeous so dont mess with them. We're willing to fight anyone who stereotypes us.. even though most of them are true dont do it.. not cool. We hate to be judged but whatever we love the attention. When you talk about us it doesnt upset us like u may think it does, its actually quite amusing because we know your just jealous. Driveways and garages here consist of Mercedes, BMWs, Audis, Range Rovers, Ferraris, corvettes, Jeeps, etc.

Cop: You were going 50mph over the speed limit, that's a $300 fine

Highlands kid: UGHHH!! WHAAAAT! ummm well it's ok, i go to northern highlands, wait can daddy put that on his amex?

by funkmastaa March 8, 2009

Upland Highland Regiment

Arguably one of the most successful marching band programs in California. The Upland Highland Regiment has received numerous first place and sweepstakes awards in Bands Of America, Western Band Association, and SCSBOA events. The Regiment has been a finalist every year it's competed in Regional Championships and in 2004 was the Las Vegas Regional Champion followed by the 2005 Southern California Regional Champion and the 2005 FlagStaff preliminary class AAA champion. In October of 2006 Upland was named the 2006 Los Angeles Regional Champion making them Western Regional Champions 3 years running. The Upland Highland Regiment went undefeated in 2005 in Western Band Association up untill WBA Finals in which they placed 2nd. The Upland Instrumental Music Department is a very well rounded program which includes three concert bands, two jazz ensembles and a very active winter percussion and winter guard program.

"You're in the Upland Highland Regiment? You must be amazing!"

"You were in Cosmos? I love that show!"

by J.J. Sexy Time October 5, 2007